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# Film Cheat Sheet
I hope some of you will find this useful, I've put together a Film Cheat Sheet which, if filled out correctly, should keep your partner silent during a film, click the pic to download the full version

Photobucket

I'm really hoping with the help of imdb.com and this that I can watch the Dark Knight on Blu-Ray in peace, wish me luck!

(edit - hosting fixed!)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:34, archived)
# A-hahahaha!
Hilarity. So, so true. *Clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
If that's not a reason for getting a mail order bride I don't know what is!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# THEY LOVE YOU LONGTIME ALSO
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# just an idea
how about saving it as a gif or jpg and hosting it as per.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# i don't know how to save it as a gif, i'm using open office and my monitor isn't big enough to show the whole file to do a screen dump
man i wish there was a photobucket equivalent for documents!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:40, archived)
# there's a few, but none that don't piss about with a ton of advertising or something
you could try a really cheap hack:
print the thing to a pdf or postscript file and open it in gimp

sex me baby!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# thanks for the tips chap, it's fixed now :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Ther ya go
www.b3tards.com/u/283fdfca828f6e57501e/cheatsheet.gif

Opened Word.
Viewed in full screen mode.
Made screenshot.
Opened tattyshop.
Cropped.
Save for web/gif.
Happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# HA I'M ABOVE YOU SO I DID IT FIRST!
(damn once again I have wasted my time being nice, well never again I tell you)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)
# We both know that's not true
In both cases.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:52, archived)
# read the bottom one in a stewie griffin voice.
It's funny that way.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:54, archived)
# You could read anything in a Stewie voice and It'd be funny:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# did you see this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLt73xSJlAM&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# haha I watched the quagmire one
heh heh...alright
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# i did that too! thanks for doing that though, and thanks all for the advice, it's fixed now!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# The file or the missus?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:57, archived)
# there's no fixing some things....
is trying to be diplomatic cos mrs sock comes here from time to time
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Have you filled one out for the film already?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# her indoors isn't back until tomorrow evening so i'm going to do it at work tomorrow
i doubt any pcs will need fixing with no bugger in
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# this is good for taking whole page screen grabs of websites/pages
saves them as jpg or png, always assuming your using firefox

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/search?q=abduction&cat=all
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:45, archived)
# You tried Crome yet?
Meant to be good but it's made by google so I'm a lil iffy about the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I believe it isn't worth the hype the beta* release wasn't
the full thing out now is it?

*edit fuck this place is getting to me. :S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# no mate
i'm not sure if it will make a difference, i'm also having to stick with firefox 2. whatever as half my addons won't work in 3.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I'd suggest
that you go for 3 now. Seriously, I'm not a browser snob but if you want to use FF ten why use the clunky old one that grinds your machine to a halt with memory leakage?
Most of the addons that are still supported have been updated and the majority that have not have been abandoned.
Simple answer is to tweak the paths and install them both.
I have Chrome too, it's pretty weak but as with all things just because software does the same job there is no need to restrict yourself to one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# cheers for the sagely advise once again
i'll give it another go and maybe try replacing a couple of addons that it does support, i just get a bit set in my ways sometimes and if it ain't broke i tend not to fix it. to be honest a few .somethings of a second in speed really make no difference to me. the security issues do concern me more i must admit but only a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I did mean to give you a link and
make the process easy.

www.troyrutter.com/2008/06/18/firefox-2-and-3-living-together-in-harmony.html

When I talk about memory leakage I'm not talking about speed so much as it sitting there and just chipping away at your memory and 'losing it' instead of giving it back to your system to re-use. This can get so bad that your system will just begin to stop functioning when it has the pagefile full and no RAM to access. For all the talk this was never truly fixed in FF2 and was there from the start. It's not actually perfect in FF3 and if you want to avoid it you need to go back to IE7 or Opera. I use FF for no other reason than adblock. If that was a free, 3rd party addon for IE I'd go back in a flash.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# that looks good, i think
i feel a few hours cursing my ineptitude and shouting at my computer coming on.

cheers again sir.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# "clunky old one that grinds your machine to a halt with memory leakage"
I sense Daz Syndrome in this post.


i.e. Actually, that one we said was teh bestest evar before was shit after all. We didn't want to say nuffink cos the new one's coming out and that one really is good.

Until v4 comes out

All browsers have issues innit.
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:27, archived)
# it's beta in the very real sense of it
plus it probably channels the NSA into your brian or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# There is nothing wrong with 4shared.
They might make you go the extra click ot 3 to get a file but at the end of the day it's free hosting, they have little in the way of limits and they don't give a hoot what you put up there.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# oh yeah, i mean the limit is 5gb which is more than generous, i was just hoping to find something i could link directly to
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Your signature left me numbed when I checked it out
they let children on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:41, archived)
# mate
bloody funny, luther blissett threw his toys out of pram big time, much hilarity ensued, then went onto talk and did the same which was brutal as you see. then came back as 'god save the queen.' to teach me a lesson, which would appear to have failed. his myspace account is now invite only, bit late for that though, i'm fully stocked with images, although i will resist the temptation, i'm far too nice really.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:50, archived)
# the link to his myspace seems to have vanished.
is he a suicidal 12 yo?

(hahah psychedelic luther)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:53, archived)
# he did call me a cock after all
www.myspace.com/lutherblissett

no hard feelings you understand.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaah
"Luther Blissett will write anything funny for money"

Oh the irony! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I was not around
for any of this nonsense because after all, b3ta is becoming a place for 4chan rejects and emo kids so I'm weaning myself off.
But I must say that this child has surpassed many an emotional firecracker that we've had here in the past.
He should have asked me for advice. It's usually a good idea to get out of your 'L'-plates and maybe learn some photoshop basics before you start parading yourself around b3ta like Lord Cunt.
Not that I'd have helped him, I'd just have reminded him the position was already filled.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# where were you in my hour of need?
although i must say i didn't say a word against the guy very much it was riverghost wot dun it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# I did not see any of the accusations
so I can only assume that he was engaged in conversation with one of the other micro-brains on my ignore list.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# no, don't you be pissing off
fucking hell, he's 32

christ, what a flid
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I think i'm 28 according to facebook
I never registered a myspace, but on my youtube account I think I'm over 70
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# heh, why do folks like about their age on the net, man
if folk are over 21 and aren't in a band that kk's drawn they are most unlikely to be "cool" anyway

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I just don't see that they really need a birthdate
It's all for demographic stuff and they've got probably enough bad data for the it to be unreliable and facebook, because I set my birthday to a close leapyear
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# yeah, they are probably just having stuff checked with various paranoid agencies now
no doubt there'll be a new crime of entering your details wrongly on a website before long
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# hahahaha, this isn't even funny trolling ie being a twat for ammusement
he seems to be serious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I guess his mommy don't love him
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I've just been reading through his recent posts
I don't think he's got the hang of the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# he doesn't seem to have got the hang of potty training
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# you should have seen the myspace page
utter chaos, dr dyslexia on acid.

i'll say no more because i don't like internet bullies, he was funny though.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# his head appears to be so far up his arse that he's getting sunburn
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I doubt anyone could have foreseen
the internet could be such a way of making a prat out of yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:56, archived)
# my only regret was a few more 'regulars' weren't here to see it
on a normal weekday it would have been complete carnage, we live in hope for the future though.

i'm not bitter and twisted at all, but he did call me a cock,a thief and his lover when all is said and done
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# you cock tiefing lover lover!
that's gotta be a reggae song, mon :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I might cobble together
a hip hop tune as I've been meaning to see what I can do with my new mic and the same software that they use on that Akorn guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# haha go for it man
I'm sure it'll be treated as a musical masterpiece and nobody'll take the piss :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# 1 roll of gaffa tape
should keep your partner quiet in the next room while you watch your movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:37, archived)
# I beleive I still have a top ten entry on a roadie website for the uses of gaffa tape.
For a game of gaffa testicles for nonpaying venue promoters:P

*manhugs for the correct spelling of gaffa*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:39, archived)
# i do not like your .doc format.
although the device could be useful, can I borrow your wife?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:38, archived)
# handy
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Should keep them guessing during the Seven Samurai
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I don't have to worry about keeping my partner silent
any programme over 29 minutes in length immediately sends her to sleep :)
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 28 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)