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# anyone mind answering the dog, gone phone?

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Golden Receiver!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Brringer Spaniel
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# A-(hash)-key-ta
bear with me, out of practice.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# hahha--great tag
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Jack Russell speaking...
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:33, archived)
# YO DAWG WE HERD YA LIKE DOGZ SO WE PUT A DOG IN YA PHONE, SO YOU CAN DOG WHILE YA PHONE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:25, archived)
# word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# How ya doin', ma nizzle?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# *gestures to sig*
Fucking work. That means putting actual outside clothes on. I've been in varying states of pyjama since December 24th.

Obviously different sets.

How is your pimping self?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# In a similar state
Only without the going to have to work bit.

My parents are putting their dog to sleep tomorrow though. She was an excellent dawg, but is now blind and deaf and in much pain.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:34, archived)
# Oh man, I'm so sorry. *hug*
Never nice. I hope... nice things happen to them and yourself.

I'm shit at this sort of thing, sorry. But I do really hope that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Don't worry about it

I just think about how she's had a good and quite a long life.
With 10 puppies in one go as well.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Good plan.
10? Bloody hell.

I had a cat once, and she had two litters of kitten. Yes, kitten. She was only tiny herself, and each time only seemed to have one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Heh
A litter of kitten. They'd get all the attention and ALL the little cat nipples ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:48, archived)
# They are now two very fat and happy pusses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Aaaawwwww :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Yay
My sister kept one of the pups, but that one is also living at my parent's house. That one's 12 years old by now...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# thanks MTV
for pimping my bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:30, archived)
# This really needs some sort of Disney vehicle.
Phonio the Wonderdog and his Conversational Investigation Child Dungarees Agency. Something like that.

John Candy should be alive, he'd be perfect as some sort of cartoon-legged police chief. He could hate them and wave a stick around.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:27, archived)
# I'd trade John Candy for Chris Farley
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:29, archived)
# gronkpan:
corpse trader
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:31, archived)
# That's got to be one heavy motherfucker of an overcoat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# I can't see Chris Farley without seeing him all dead and purple now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Dog and bone!
/obvious, surprised nobody else has mentioned it
(__, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:28, archived)
# I'm a little thick on the bone part myself
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Ha ha...
Does he come if you call him ????
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:36, archived)
# Only if you don't call collect
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:37, archived)
# It's good to bark
/dog hoskins
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)