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(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# No thanks
I already bought Hair™
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# You cut your hair with a lawnmower?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 10:31, archived)
# All the cool kids are doing it
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I'm considering getting a hair cut,
it's starting to get annoyingly long. I probably won't use a lawnmower though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# pussy
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# he probably
won't use a pussy either
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)
# It's over 30 squid for a men's cut here.
So it's been me, the bathroom mirror and a pair scissors for the past year...
The Mrs does the back and keeps threatening to give me a rat-tailed mullet.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 4 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)
# it saves time.
I can't believe I'm watching an old black and white called The Gay Dog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 10:58, archived)
# ha ha "who let the dogs out"
...of the closet
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Blinding speach just made (Gay is the family name).
I'm a Gay, you're a Gay, she's a Gay there's got to be about 40,000 Gays round here.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# my college lectuerer was called "Mr Gay"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Could have been worse
could have been Mr. Bumraider.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Yes. I can see how that would be worse.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I'd rather use it to slay a zombie horde
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# I knew a man who cut the grass with a lawnmower
never cross the Krays, that's what I say
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 4 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)