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# Holy Buggering Salamanders™!
that is going to give me nightmares....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# You still would though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# that mental image image is so sickening and disturbing I cannot think up a funny reply.
not that I can think up funny replies at any other time, mind you....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# You could have asked if it came with free cancer I suppose.
*shuffles off back under stone*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Everything comes with free cancer these days
last week I read bacon gives you cancer

I've decided to give up reading
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# reading gives you eye cancer anyway, so its a good move.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# "I read a book once. It was green."
/Porridge
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# hahah, wasn't that a Brian Glover line?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# haha
my mate at University had only 3 books:

Biography of Status Quo
How To Play Electric Guitar
Haynes manual for 1978 Capri
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# How is Boris Johnson these days?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# befuddled
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Good to know that in an uncertain life
Something remain constant.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# That's the sadest thing I've heard so far this year.
cancer from bacon. It's like the world coming to an end.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# with that on your penis the funny is done for you



...TO HULL! and don't spare the horses.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# And by "nightmares"
I assume you mean "wet dreams"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)