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[challenge entry] I'd wear it...


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(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Holy Buggering Salamanders™!
that is going to give me nightmares....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# You still would though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# that mental image image is so sickening and disturbing I cannot think up a funny reply.
not that I can think up funny replies at any other time, mind you....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# You could have asked if it came with free cancer I suppose.
*shuffles off back under stone*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Everything comes with free cancer these days
last week I read bacon gives you cancer

I've decided to give up reading
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# reading gives you eye cancer anyway, so its a good move.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# "I read a book once. It was green."
/Porridge
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# hahah, wasn't that a Brian Glover line?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# haha
my mate at University had only 3 books:

Biography of Status Quo
How To Play Electric Guitar
Haynes manual for 1978 Capri
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# How is Boris Johnson these days?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# befuddled
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Good to know that in an uncertain life
Something remain constant.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# That's the sadest thing I've heard so far this year.
cancer from bacon. It's like the world coming to an end.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# with that on your penis the funny is done for you



...TO HULL! and don't spare the horses.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# And by "nightmares"
I assume you mean "wet dreams"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# That's what her body looked like pre boob job anyway:P
woo.

EDIT:
I wonder how long before they give up the ASDA retence and just call it Malmart. Fucking immoral, creationist owned, slave labourers that they are.

EDIT EDIT: Oh all you lully peeps that showed an interest in e3ta.com I may have a coder. So once I've organised the hosting it'll be all steam ahead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# *shows interest*
what's it going be for?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# basically it turns out there are lots of b3tards that are into growing their own food
and sourcing food resposibly. THe silly thing is that people think going that is more expensive but if you do it properly it actually a hell of a lot cheaper.
So it really about how you can do it and any advice or knowledge you may want to pass on.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:46, archived)
# nice.
best of luck with that then, you fucking hippy :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Who the hell thinks it's a lot more expensive?? It's obviously going to be cheaper.
Just a lot more work than popping down to Sainsbury's :)

Good luck!

*pops down to Kaiser's*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# No I meant buying what you don't make.
Stand chicken costs about £4 depending on size. Free range is about 7-8.
Standard bird, contary to popular believe, has about the same nutrician as a big mac.

EDIT: Although not only is it easy to buy and look after but very cheap to have your own chicken. YOu can get ex battery ones for about a quid each!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# good luck with that, Ghostie,
I don't think there is anything I can lend to help with it, but I am looking forward to seeing it!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Cheers
I'm dreading what I've let myself in to!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Jessus shuddering fuck!
Mind bleach!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# awwww, how cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# aaaargh
save for web has crashed my photoshop!




AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# :(
You might need to invest in a new 'pooter
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# it is a new pooter - 2x2.8GHz Quad Core Intel Xeon Mac
with an added extra 2 gig of RAM since yesterday

I feel it's Photoshop that's gone rogue

only does this with save for web
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# tell Adobe
... but also tell them that it ... erm... insulted your religion and that now you need £25.17p to help you get over the stress of it all.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I have a Save for web here at work
which is suspiciously slower than the one I have at home. It's the same version.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# that's cos the one at home is closer
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# I hope you saved the source and/or lossless version first :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# gargh
have you thought about reinstalling the OS on your computer..? it helps every now and then
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# She makes me feel rather jaded...
How does someone with no known abilities manage to remain famous?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Cancer always helps...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Kermit disagrees with you
waka waka
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Because she's all racist, and she's got canker, innit.
Think of the headlines.

*taps side of head*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# must.... obey... the sauce.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha
Hynosauce!

EDIT: I so want to rotate the toats the other way...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# hahaha magical, dancing eggy breds... mmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# Magic French toast FTW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# I wish I knew how to make that my loading cursor!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# \o/
That wasn't in Delia's recipe!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# No bastard ketchup is going to tell ME what to do!
I take orders from HP
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# yesterday I found
limited edition extra matured warchestyshire sauce... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# star cloud star star cloud star?
but what can it MEAN?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:33, archived)
# That you touch yourself
Yes. The cosmos is aware.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:37, archived)
# finally the 14 year wait is over...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Because people make her famous
If no one gave a shit she would cease to be famous
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# eughf
*recoils*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# gah!
not long now though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# She is one of the more obvious symptoms of the cancer that is reality TV and its audience.
Still would, though.

Even more now, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# that is a deep statment
about shallowness
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Someone - Doris Day? Mae West? Said "Deep down I'm very shallow" hahahahahaha cool as.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)