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# shoot everyone in a 500m radius
should guarantee a short holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# damn
I knew I should have brought my gun to work...

that notorious flippin' do-gooder Mrs. UnderCover was in at work at 7:30 this morning - so she's already at home sitting on the couch drinking delicious tea out of a mug...

I'm thinking about replacing her contraceptive pill with tic tacs so I can knock her up the duff then stay home as a house husband (she earns more than me and I cook better). She says she gets to stay home because of the whole having tits and making milk thing. Bloody sexism.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# ARG - TEXCST
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Haha, that's called "feminine wiles" :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# it's the worst kind of discrimination
... the kind which discriminates against me!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# hand-held breast pump is your friend
She can do it on the bus home from work
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)