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# emvee motorcycle gay sock monkey display team go on an outing

appleoagies for shonkiness
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Ahaha!!!
Great stuff!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# glad you like it
I'm off. toodlepip honeys.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Yay!
:)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
WIN!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:07, archived)
# that's lovely
in other news - am I allowed another holiday yet?
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# I'm asking the same question.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Don't see why not.
Off you go. And if they ask questions, tell 'em to fack orf.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# shoot everyone in a 500m radius
should guarantee a short holiday.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# damn
I knew I should have brought my gun to work...

that notorious flippin' do-gooder Mrs. UnderCover was in at work at 7:30 this morning - so she's already at home sitting on the couch drinking delicious tea out of a mug...

I'm thinking about replacing her contraceptive pill with tic tacs so I can knock her up the duff then stay home as a house husband (she earns more than me and I cook better). She says she gets to stay home because of the whole having tits and making milk thing. Bloody sexism.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:14, archived)
# ARG - TEXCST
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Haha, that's called "feminine wiles" :D
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:19, archived)
# it's the worst kind of discrimination
... the kind which discriminates against me!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# hand-held breast pump is your friend
She can do it on the bus home from work
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Just submitted my holiday request for last week in March
GET IN!!
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:15, archived)
# well done.
I go 30 in April - I'm trying to think of something awesome to do for a couple of weeks then.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Cor! What kind of awseome-ness?
I forgot to add that I only returned to work yesterday from Dec 24th.
Had enough already.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:22, archived)
# dunno
this is the problem... but it should involve not being at work -- I'd really like to pack in working for a while but times are hard and I'm not sure I'm that brave (what if I never get another job ever again...?)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# hahaha
aces :D
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Hahaha brilliant.
FAKE! The engine won't run with the sidestand down.
{;-)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:09, archived)
# haha
I hadn't even noticed the sidestand until now. I was too busy making eyes at the monkeys.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# I only notice these things 'cause I keep restoring bikes.
Accidentally, it all starts with a minor adjustment. Then, suddenly, it's in pieces.
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# :-) nice
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# :D
right, now I am really going...
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Marvilush!
:D *click*
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:11, archived)
# :D More sock monkeys say I
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Yay!
whispers something about Jay Kay's old album ;)
(, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:23, archived)