Ha ha ah!
I am looking for my apres rasage, and all I can find is a Pritt Stick. Can pritt sticks be used as apres rasage?
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:22,
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I read that as 'arse rapage' at first
I don't know what that says about me
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:23,
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It says that you will not validate me!
Despite the fact that I said you were funnier than your namesake ;)
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24,
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After you rape someone
you just want to splash it on all over.
*gets coat*
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24,
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*gets coat*
And just in case I don't
I always leave a business card before I go.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26,
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Ha ha ha!
Business cards, great for giving people your number, and clues!
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27,
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Ha ha ha!
Sometimes you need the old to spice things up!
*Karate chops*
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27,
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*Karate chops*
Hahaha naah, that was my mate Stella
I was a "Masumi" girl (Coty).
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41,
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Now I am getting confused!
Your study appears to contain a treadmill, a bus stop and and airport!
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26,
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What the fuck are you talking about?
John Donne was an immense poet! That is why he is commemorated in St Pauls Cathedral!
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41,
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This^^^^^
The man was a fucking master of metaphysical conceit!
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:42,
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I never said I was one
I have merely jumped out of a plane in the atlantic ocean and landed on a small island, and have built a hut and a functioning coconut-powered computer/laser array.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:46,
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Burnt me foot!!!
Bloody hot water!!!
Other than that, alreet.
How's thee?
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:34,
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Other than that, alreet.
How's thee?
It splashed on me!
From a big boiler thingy, I was cleaning it, and some pasta from it fell into the way of the water I was letting out, and deflected it on to me!
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:43,
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