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# Ha ha ah!
I am looking for my apres rasage, and all I can find is a Pritt Stick. Can pritt sticks be used as apres rasage?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I read that as 'arse rapage' at first
I don't know what that says about me
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# It says that you will not validate me!
Despite the fact that I said you were funnier than your namesake ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# After you rape someone
you just want to splash it on all over.

*gets coat*
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# Idiot!
You just wanna get caught don't you!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# And just in case I don't
I always leave a business card before I go.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Business cards, great for giving people your number, and clues!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# splash in on all over?
you Brut...

/Old persons aftershave gag
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Sometimes you need the old to spice things up!

*Karate chops*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Haha, I understand this joke.
You get a Yardley Gold star.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'm an Old Spice chick meself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I'd have had you down
as a 'Charlie' girl ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Hahaha naah, that was my mate Stella
I was a "Masumi" girl (Coty).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# that you are a fine reader of subtext
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:27, archived)
# no idea.
*stops running and waits for bus instead*
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Ha! You live at a bus stop!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:24, archived)
# actually
one is but a few feet away.
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Now I am getting confused!
Your study appears to contain a treadmill, a bus stop and and airport!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# no
I'm posting via robot.

*builds hut on island*
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# No man is an island.
Aprt from that there Isle of Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# in your face John Donne!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# Fucking right too!
Daft bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# What the fuck are you talking about?
John Donne was an immense poet! That is why he is commemorated in St Pauls Cathedral!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
# This^^^^^
The man was a fucking master of metaphysical conceit!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Oh fuck off you fat spotty cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)
# I never said I was one
I have merely jumped out of a plane in the atlantic ocean and landed on a small island, and have built a hut and a functioning coconut-powered computer/laser array.
(venort apparently exists, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# Silly Redsushi!
Old Spice is not paper glue!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Fuck you man!
Fuck yoU! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Bwahahahaha.




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# How do Tubbs McTubbington?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Burnt me foot!!!
Bloody hot water!!!

Other than that, alreet.
How's thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Silly dot
boiling water is for tea, not feets.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:38, archived)
# It splashed on me!
From a big boiler thingy, I was cleaning it, and some pasta from it fell into the way of the water I was letting out, and deflected it on to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Ha!
That happened to Princess Anne once innit! LOL! YOU are like Royalty!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Bow then, innit.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 19:44, archived)