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[challenge entry] The little scamp!

Not sure if it's technically a compo entry or not.

From the The Funny Side of War challenge. See all 422 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Bin Laden doesn't even exist
He's a computer animation generated by the CIA to be an uncatchable target.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Conspiracy!
If they did catch him though, I wouldn't be surprised if someone suggested keeping it a secret. Helps justify a lot of military action, as well as removing all that inconvenient trial by jury stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:19, archived)
# They probably have him already. It's extremely simple to find him.
Send him an email saying he's won the European lottery and could he send them his address so they can send him his winning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)
# everyone knows he's been living in the Travelodge in Bracknell for 7 years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Plus, he knows the entire setup of Al Qaeda
They'll drain him of every scrap of intel so they can dismantle as much of the organisation they can. If they admitted to catching him, the naughty people would be warned and start reorganising and changing passwords and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:22, archived)
# and they'd have to change their facebook profile pictures
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)
# He's a figure head with very little control
but he;s a handy face to blame it on.

he goes.. very little changes.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)
# yip
either dead or safely stored in Area 51
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I misread that as the A51
he's got lodgings in Nantwich
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)
# pfft
very good rates for you my friend
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:27, archived)
# But he can't watch the cable
He has a telly-ban.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:28, archived)
# get out now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Little did the marines know, their lookalike jibes held some truth...
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Watch out behind you, Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Hahha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:21, archived)
# haha
denturetanks
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 13:26, archived)