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# Link us the unoptimised.
EDIT: Please. How rude of me
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:03, archived)
# um, would
don't know how to
(lurky lurkface isn't currently doing any work, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Well save it over 100k and just print the address in the post rather than the full code.
EDIT: BOLLOX BOLLOX BOLLOX! I just finished reading about 2000 pages of a trilogy to discover that it was actually a quadogy and the last book isn't released for another year!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:06, archived)
# you know, it isn't all that funny anyway
I'm only on here because I'm stuck in on a saturday night

=(
(lurky lurkface isn't currently doing any work, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Have you tried wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:10, archived)
# I've run out of lube
and I need the last of the butter for toast in the morning
(lurky lurkface isn't currently doing any work, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Have you tried WD40?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:15, archived)
# That tastes terrible on toast
(salty_sea_dog Pillaging since 1886. Oh, and "Yahaarrrr" as well., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:37, archived)
# well better WD40 on toast than wanking w/o lube!




although it's actually not so bad

(wanking)
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# ^this
I looooove pretty picture books internet :D
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:13, archived)
# It clearly hasn't worked for you.
One simply does not have to work 90 hours a week. Join your union, ffs.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Ah the union of the self employed?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:20, archived)
# Aaaaaaaargh!
Sod ya, then. Die of sleep deprivation.
Better still, re-consider turning the computer off and going back to the book.

See you here in a few hours!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:28, archived)
# I finished it
Bastard thing as a quadogy not a trilogy and the next sodding thing is out in November!
Could have been worse. The last one was written in 07!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:29, archived)
# lucky i can't read :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Then how did you know what I said?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jan 2009, 20:58, archived)