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# Not my usual way of starting a Sunday, this

(Interestingly, the last pic on the 11th page of a Google image search for 'pig head' is a kid who looks very, very like chickengirl with a piggy bank balanced on her head)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 3:55, archived)
# Coriander spoils the subtly earthy taste of pig jism
in my experience
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:01, archived)
# I hate coriander
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:01, archived)
# no, no, you're supposed to say it like this:

(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:03, archived)
# I HATE CORIANDER
FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:04, archived)
# see?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:04, archived)
# I DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK ON MONDAY. IT MAKES ME WISH I HAD THE COURAGE TO JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN.
Oh, yeah! It works beautifully. Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:09, archived)
# I've had a change of heart
Just tried some with bull smegma, and it had a pleasant piquant
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:14, archived)
# Curry's off the menu then
*has just had a curry poo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:54, archived)
# NO NEED TO BE RUDE MAN
NO NEED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 6:20, archived)
# i bet they use cheap fake pig jism.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:02, archived)
# I know I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:06, archived)
# What annoys me
Is that one of the 6 semi-finalists for Walkers' recent "invent a flavour" competition is Fish and Chips flavour. We've had fish and chip flavour crisps for fucking years! If I'd known it was going to be a case of "tell us a flavour that already exists" I'd have picked ready salted and been a multi-millionaire.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:31, archived)
# Woo to the pic btw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:32, archived)
# I just wish i'd've entered my other idea.
Call me a ponce if you like, but I thought:

Prawn Cocktail.

Sounds utterly disgusting, but I think it might catch on. Even if it ends up tasting like an unwashed crotch.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:41, archived)
# OH HAI GUYS IS THIS THE HAMWIG THREAD?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 4:59, archived)
# ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 5:29, archived)
# WELL YES I AM ACTUALLY
I HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 5:55, archived)