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She has the largest head

I have ever seen.

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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)

she is a natural-born gnop

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:25, archived)

She looks like that weird woman

from that Playstation ad a few years ago

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:26, archived)

*thinks*

Wasn't that actually her as well?

/alzheimers blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)

Mental wealth, that's what I said.

Am I Arabella Fucking Weir?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)

..uh...?

I'm confused and slightly scared

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)

'Can any of you actually hear me?'

Fast show, she played a woman who would say lots of things and all the men would ignore her and then repeat what she'd said.

I was joking.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)

What were you saying JPG?

pffft...

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)

*two fingers*

in the traditional way.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:31, archived)

Well, there was this major pitch we were working on....

Sorry Fae *hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)

she has mental wealth too

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)

I got it, if that's any consolation.

And the Arabella Weir jest as well.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 13:33, archived)

i think she's rather a lovely looking lady

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)

while we're on the subject of slightly weird-looking women, I'm going to put my neck on the block and say

I fancy Nicola Roberts

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)

She looks like a 900 year old woman that's had youth juice.

There's a sort of...dessicated rigor to her mouth.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)

she looks sweet

ever heard a song called "liza radley" by the Jam?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)

Probably

She looks a bit.... dead to me. Sorry chap.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:35, archived)

she looks frail and doll-like

but in reall ife she's probably a gobby scouse cow

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)

gobby girls are great.

Especially the ones that nervously talk themselves into a bit of a state.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:38, archived)

they generally weep after sex

but as long as they save it for the cab journey home...

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:40, archived)

Generally.

Not all.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:42, archived)

you don't know my sexual technique

it usually ends in tears

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:48, archived)

I keep telling you to stop threatening them

they might suck your wee-wee WITHOUT having a scalpel pressed to their jugular.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:50, archived)

but where's the fun in that?

I like it when they shake

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:52, archived)

Urgh.

And it's not the ginger. Ginger's good. Usually.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)

needs moar pies

but yeah, from some angles.

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 12:37, archived)