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INT: TGA's LIBRARY NOON, The family are reclining in leather armchairs reading.

there is silence apart from the gentle rustle of pages.

ENTER Gruntfuttock, TGA's aging retainer

Grntftck: Lord Architect, there is a Buxom, Redheaded urchin of disreputable aspect at the door carrying a whip and large cucumber, she claims she was summoned.

TGA: Ah yes, the good Captain, send her through to the back bedroom, the family will be joining her there. Refreshments at 2 please Gruntfuttock, wear the blindfold as usual.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)

Aging?

How very dare you, sir...

Why I may even....

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)

Is a vintage flounce

where you accuse me of being both a cad and a bounder.

And possibly a misbegotten rogue.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)

Oh, I should think so.

It may even require calling you a footpad and a ne'er-do-well also..

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)

excellent

though if you bite your thumb at me I shall be most irked.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)

Well, I shall refrain from doing so, in that case.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)

Aging retainer?

He's not Scrotum!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)

I *so* mis-read that.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)

As in your name is not.

Of course I am expecting that you have access to one, should the need arise.

Er....yes.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)

Quite.

*goes rather red*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)

I luffs Round the Horne

As I recall I first discovered it in a layby on the Ballspond Road.

It was covered in verdigrees.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)

Ohhhhhhh, I was referring to Sir Henry at Rawlinson's End....

edit: Buxom, red-headed urchin is a lovely way to describe me. Thank you!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)

I was sure there was a scrotum the butler in Round the Horne...

maybe I was mistaken.

There is a distinct lack of RTH reference materials online. This should be addressed.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)

There may well have been

it's a damn good name for a butler.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)

I was particularly proud of the

'...of disreputable aspect' it is such a vague yet damning phrase.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)

To be fair

it's best to be vague about my disreputability (is that a word?) before the watershed.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:46, archived)

Ah yes, old Scrotum, the wrinkled retainer.

*recites in head*
I don't remember you quoting from it before, but somehow the fact that you wot of Rawlinson's End drops into place like a jigsaw piece in the jigsaw of the universe.

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Bee Nice |-|, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)

Hahaha

Gruntfuttock is a great name for a butler

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:37, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)

are you any good at buttling?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:39, archived)

I can buttle with the best of 'em

I'll have you know, sir.

/Silver Service trained blog

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)

He won't let girls carry things/open doors etc.

I have never met a more gentlemanly gentleman than our own Mr Gruntfuttock.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)

bless you, pickle...

*hugs*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)

It's all true

you treated me like a proper lady, it was a lovely change from the usual.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)

I was charged with your care and protection

for the dangerous trip to Derby, and was happy to be of service, ma'am.

*bows*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)

*claps wildly and throws roses*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)

girls not to carry things?

like clothing?

something very large is happening outside my flat

*investigates*

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:44, archived)

o_O

I hope it's a giant marshmallow man?

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)

I think it was fog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)

I've never been so let down in my entire life

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)

Oh Nibes, you're like a gorgeous little conundrum.

What ARE you talking about?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:48, archived)

there was a big noise

like that time with the landslide

but it turned out to be fog

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:52, archived)

But of course.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:54, archived)

Bastards!

I had to leave the office as I couldn't hold in the stifled laughter any more!

My colleagues thought I was having a fit!

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Joliet, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)

next time you read something funny

remember not to read it

then nobody will try and give you the Heimlich manoeuvre

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 10:49, archived)