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(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:03, archived)
# *scrapes hair back*
Ah just want me behbeh....


*click*
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:04, archived)
# :D thanks
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# I'm just going to say a quick
'good afternoon' here and then run because I have a meeting. This allows me to conclude two pieces of business, the first of course is saying hello to you but the second is to leave a reply to someone else in one of Broonie's threads without actually acknowledging his image. He absolutely loves that ;)

later dudez!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# The pair of you need to have hairy boy sex and get it over with.
Hi/bye!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:11, archived)
# you just don't appreciate my brilliance, you canary-fucker
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:13, archived)
# i saw simon eating humble pie
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Even Peter Frampton?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:05, archived)
# He's a right bastard that Simon...

HAPPY NEW YEAR B3TA PEOPLE!!!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:07, archived)
# Damn that Taffy!
And his nimble fingers
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# HAPPY YEARLYS TO YOU SIR!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:41, archived)
# mmmmmm pie

(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I want a pie :(
but they don't have pies here, the fascist cunts.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Come to England and I'll make you a pie.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:12, archived)
# do it.
you sig made me chuckle, is that of your own creation?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:14, archived)
# But of course....
(it was jam marine man, which is better?)

Tattooine?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:15, archived)
# hey mr tattooine man, buy a droid for me...
I like ham terrine.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# In the loosest of ways, that could be taken dirtily.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# sexily
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# You betcha.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# although, I would be concerned if I was confronted with a vagina that looked like a terrine
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# What about a terrine filled with vulvas?
All different types. Suspended in lovely aspic.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:24, archived)
# haha
sometimes you are a bit disgusting.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Yeah, and it only serves to make you love me more.
Which is really your fault, when you think about it.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# *nods*
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I forgive you.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# The delicious aroma of pie/hot pot/some kind of savoury soup has just begun to waft up into my office from the cafe downstairs.
I fancy it may be lunchtiem soon...

What are we all fancying for the midday meal?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Just had it, it was chicken and salad sandwich on tiger bread.
Nomnomnom.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:18, archived)
# You and your tiger bread...
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# It's nice, alright?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Oh aye very partial to a bit of tiger for some variety...
Although chunky granary ftw in my book.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# have a tiger salad sandwich on chicken bread tomorrow
just for balance
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I'd be randier than Biggins in Top Man.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# I'm going to be eating exotic meat at the weekend perhaps...
there's a little restaurant near my flat which just looks like a little pub, but the blackboard outside offers Kangaroo, Crocodile, and Ostrich(I think... can't quite remember what the third one was, but something equally strange) as their specialities.

I've tried croc before, it wasnt that nice. I was a bit like eating a big bit of spongey bacon rind.

(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:36, archived)
# bah
I have a tinned salmon salad on its way

I want pie too :(
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:19, archived)
# Tesco value salmon is nicer than expected.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:20, archived)
#
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Yes. That's exactly it.
The fins are the best. Then the eyes. Then the wrapping.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Crisps.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Which?
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Sorry, I was eating them. Hence lateness.
They were Gorgonzola and Red Onion flavour. A giant bag. Made all the sweeter by the fact that I didn't have to move off my fat arse to even get them. Fucking hell yeah.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Ripple
Aero
Mini Cheddars (Branston flavour)
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Woah throw in a can of coke and all major food groups are represented.

I'm off hunter-gathering. All this talk is making me hungry. TO THE SOUP KITCHEN!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:32, archived)
# ha
I'm not a growing boy any more, so I don't need the healthy stuff

I did look at a grapefruit earlier though
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:34, archived)
# :D
Pie!
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:21, archived)
# WTF's it LOOK like????
Simple Simon met a pie-man going to the fair, said Simple Simon to the pie-man: "What do you have there?"


......"PIES.....you stupid stripey-socked little cunt!!!"
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:33, archived)
# :D haha
my dad told me that one when I was about 4, although a slightly less blue version.
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Erm, i'm sure the real version goes:
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair. Said simple Simon to the pieman, "Can I have an ice-cream please?"
(, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 14:13, archived)