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# Hello Pickle! *waves*
You all good?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I am, I am.
Stretchy, smily tired. The office is quite warm, and it's just turning me into a cat.

How's my chap, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Rounding off a fine cup of coffee.
and deciding which emails to ignore for the next few hours.

Then, it's lunch time, a little snooze in one of the conference rooms and deciding what to do for the rest of the day. Oh, and I've just bagged a gig to Barcelona in two weeks!
So, all in all, pretty good really.

Wanna come? That'd be a hoot :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Hahaha, a pale Jew in Spain.
They'd love it. I'd be followed by packs of F1 fans wearing ringlets and shunning bacon.

You'll get to see all the Gaudi though (again, I take it). Luckyyyyyy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# It's a great town.
I love the huge covered food market on Las Ramblas. Awesome fish to be had there.

nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I just had a really strange pain right in my chest, on the left.
*worries*



You know when you have a bit of food trapped in your oesophagus? Like that except deeeep inside the left hand side of my chest. My heartbeat's quite slow, too. Hmm.

Probably nowt. Stop overreacting, Fae.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:27, archived)
# *cuddles and soothes in equal measure*
It's all fine, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I get that a lot
my chiropractor says it's cos I spend hours sitting in front of a screen
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Really? Oh thank God.
Sorry, my dad's got no end of heart problems so I'm always wary.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# I've got this picture now of you as a rather eccentric CEO of a wine and cigars company
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Oh, if only!
:D

Edit: I do like the 'eccentric' idea, though. Wouldn't be too much of a stretch to achieve that. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# If you do ever decide to do this
remember you've already got a PA...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# If I ever win the lottery
I am setting up a company staffed entirely by b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:26, archived)
# *sends CV*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# I like this plan.
It would be excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Yes please yes please yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Are you my boss?
He calls it 'narcolepsy'. We call it 'being an alcoholic fat bloke'.

Not suggesting you are either of those things, of course. If I could get away with having a kip in a room at work (conference or otherwise) I'd jump at the chance.

Maybe not jump. Collapse.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Well, I'm currently trying to lose some spare tire,
but the alcoholic bit is pretty much spot on.
Sadly. Ah well.

Who'd have thought a mid-life crisis would be so much fun, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:36, archived)
# *big hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:40, archived)
# We're all alcoholics more or less, though, aren't we?
I had my mid-life crisis at about 19. Which means I've only got about seven years of life left (assuming I've done it correctly).

And tires are fine. Go with them, I say. What would you rather be, fat, pissed up and happy or thin and a cunt LIKE WHAT I AM?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Tricky....
I shall pontificate on this conundrum over a glass (or two) of claret.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Pah, that's not real alcoholism!
Me, I sneak Netto Gin into my beans when the walls aren't staring at me with their big, flat eyes of chipboard doom.

Or is that psychosis? I forget these things.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Big-Style Acid Flashbacks, by the sound of it.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Ha ha, probably too close to the truth to bear thinking about.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# but Grunty surely you're only young
and people are having mid-life crises earlier nowadays

I read it in the People's Friend
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# :D
Up there with Wikipedia on the reliability stakes, eh?
Child of the sixties, me...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 10:45, archived)