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[challenge entry] i wish i could animate

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(bowi555 built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I wish I could fly
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I bellive you can fly. I believe you can touch the sky.
Want to know how often I consider it?
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# What I want to know is can they cut mirror?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)
# oooh
that's an interesting thought!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)
# YEAH
see? There is something going on up there.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Not really,
the hamster had a spasm.
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)
# pssst, they aren't real
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:40, archived)
# No need to tell me
I'm one of the 4 people on this site that thinks star wars is a big pile of shit. Boring-arsed hamwankery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Bonus points, lovely, for the use of the expression
'hamwankery'

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# *hug* thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# *raises hand*
Five...+


I even had to come along and hour later whilst trawling this morning's board to make this point.

+ Also applies to The Beatles/Jimi Hendrix and nearly all other things society dictates that I must like in order to be human.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:30, archived)
# mirrors are real!
...aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# have you ever seen one?
when you look at a supposed mirror, what do you see?
(ganainm, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:46, archived)
# This has always intrigued me

Why didn't the stormtroopers and the space ships have mirror-armour?

Eh?

Morning miss *fluffs it up a notch*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Really? Damn. I felt all clever for a moment.
Morning, pumpkin.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:31, archived)
# It *is* a very clever thought though!

*thumbs behind vest*

*straightens back*


;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)
# *has no vest*
*makes do with bra straps*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Clever!

O_O


*secretly has no vest either, but it sounded as a clever pose*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)
# What?! Bra straps are perfectly normal, unsexy things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Haha

Yes. Of course. I was just commenting on the cleverness of using bra straps as a vest for putting your thumbs behind.

Okay: COFFEE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Mnuh, coffee please!
*makes grasping motion*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# *hands over internet coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I wish this was real
It would have made for far more interesting prequels
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Ah, the thing you posted and deleted yesterday.
Friday == Tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 16 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)