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# *removes hat with left hand, clasps it to breast*
*proffers hand*

WHAT a delight to meet you, my dear!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:24, archived)
# ^ and then Fwaps furiously...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:25, archived)
# ^while crying
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Speaking of breasts
Gwyneth Paltrow gets one of her chebs out in her new film and they've got the video of it on the Marie Clare website.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:28, archived)
# She looks like the kind of lady
who has those little ski slope boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:29, archived)
# The perspective of the shot isn't conclusive
Nipple is a bit darker than expected but that may be just the lighting.

All in all (and bearing in mind you only see one and not t'other) a respectable 8 our of 10.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# She's had babies, yeah?
Probably why her nipples are darker, they get darker during pregnancy I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Ah
trufax!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Just bigger
/relurks
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I'm sure I read that some people's go darker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Well yes
Disturbing pictures in my book. Very thankful it didn't happen here
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I hope mine don't go too dark *looks down top*
I'm too pale, it'll be weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:43, archived)
# It looks weird on anyone
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:45, archived)
# It'd look bloody strange on me.
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)
# The bump would look a damn sight weirder ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:48, archived)
# :D
Already got one of those - cunningly disguised as a beer belly.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Does it wibble of its own accord?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Given the right amount of Claret*,
yes, it does.


Edit: Other wine also has the same effect, in fact any alcoholic liquid pretty much works.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:54, archived)
# She's got massive tits
One's called Chris, the other's called Shallow Hal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:33, archived)
# Pfft!
I liked Shallow Hal in a cute story kinda way.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Cameron Diaz?
(I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:38, archived)
# I could punch that bloody whiney-arsed cry-baby all fecking night.
I know that's not perhaps the most politically-correct sentiment in the world, but dear Christ she winds me up. She's the movie equivalent of her husband's music.

Even when she's trying to be sexy - I took a girl I was trying to do sex at to see Sliding Doors when it came out, and even as a sexy, come-hither type she still looks like she's about to burst into tears and write a poem about it all.

Gaw lumme she gives me the ump an no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:31, archived)
# This, and what with Joaquin Phoenix a step away from the loony bin
it's probably not a film that people are going to flock to see
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I like Joaquin Phoenix as an actor, but as an interviewee he's a bit of a stuck-up, humourless prick.

I really liked him in U-Turn.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:34, archived)
# He's the Manson Family Rhymist now.
That's not his rapper name, but it fucking should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Fucking hahahahahaha!
You are a legend!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# \o/ thank you!
Recognition!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Have you seen the video of him "rapping" and then falling off stage the other day?
Not easy viewing.



Still would - after slapping him in the face and telling him to get over himself
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:36, archived)
# No.
I'm not sure I want to, in that I don't want to see footage of women I fancy having a dump.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 16:46, archived)