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i'm going out on the lag with b3tans on friday!

that is, if i can decipher the pub scheduler entry...

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spacefish bong!, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:00, archived)

lol us wee babys..

cant do nuffin

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?, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:01, archived)

I just started laughing really hard while looking at this

www.spacehijackers.co.uk/images/projects/circle2/toilet.jpg
The idea that we'll have to jump off the tube dash to the toilet then go off chasing on another line to try and catch up and get on an exact train going round and round the circle line is just so ridiculous it's laughable.
hahahaha
It'll be like a scene from Die Hard or something :)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:17, archived)

that's just

taking the piss.

no, wait...

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:24, archived)

stay on the tube

either get a colostomy bag or take a bucket

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:25, archived)

I believe if a gentleman is caught short

a Policeman has to offer his helmet as a receptacle.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:30, archived)

you believe that to be so?

what about if a lady is caught short?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:33, archived)

For some reason it seems women (maybe just those of a certain age)

seem to always want to tell you when they've pissed themself.
It seems to happen a lot more often than guys pissing themselves, or maybe it's just because they never say anything.

Anyway I think a Policeman has to shield your dignity with his cape as you squat over a gutter.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:40, archived)

OK, so in modern times

said officer would be shielding your dignity with a bright yellow jacket?

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HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 12 Mar 2003, 23:54, archived)