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# have you been having bed breaking bumming sessions with him again?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:19, archived)
# He's a complete slat
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Needs some support
(Procrastinate now! It's not opposite day!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)
# spending a fortune in beds...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I want a hover mattress dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Have you tried farting in bed?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Yes
But I also smoke in bed and the two don't mix.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)
# probably best use some lube.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Or a fire extinguisher.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:47, archived)
# I bought a bed from IKEA and it didn't have any slats with it.
I phoned to complain and they happily informed me that their beds came sans slats and I'd have to buy them seperately!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eleven
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:31, archived)
# hello chap
i am sorry to hear your news, may i suggest a viking style send off.

*puts hand on shoulder in a manly supportive way*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 21:38, archived)
# cheers fella
We're a bit shocked and stunned still. It's going to take some getting used to :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 22:04, archived)