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[challenge entry] let loose the pensioners!!!!!!!!!!!

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(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:14, archived)
# cue dad's army image?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Hahaha
I haz bacon, mushroom and scrabbled heggle muffins:D

Which beds the DTHish question. What did you lot have for brekkie this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:20, archived)
# damn you sir, for making me hungry! I had crunchy nut cornflakes.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Still, the king cereals though!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)
# hell yeah :D
although I do miss those banana flavoured rice crispies from years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:24, archived)
# *thinks of the Kellog's Start advert in the 80's*
...Come on come on lets stick togeather...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Shredded Wheat :(
And orange with bits in :(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Who the fuck drinks it wiith out the bits?
I have visions of some small anemic dweeb who's scared he'll choke on them.
Hmm I haven't used the word dweeb in years. Makes me think of Rude Dog and the Dweebs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I choked on them as a child.
I still have PTSD from that event.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)
# PTSD?
Pertrified Terradactil Snogging Delia?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Exactly that.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Thought so.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:31, archived)
# nothing, really, i had breakfast at lunch time. It was a hamburger
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:25, archived)
# a bowl of Rice Krispies
and a coffee

Now I'm hungry

maybe a half past nine bag of crisps?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:29, archived)
# You need toats!!!
*dons marmite hat*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)
# are you volunteering to drive to Leeds to deliver toats
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)
# No you need to dial 999 and ask for the toats guards.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)
# ha ha ha and get an ice cream for Petunia
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)
# JAM OVERBOARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Marmite understated?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# ningles
... just send Liz out on a muffin run :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:37, archived)
# *imagines ER II popping out on a muffin run.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I'm skint
and it's usually Nicola who does that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# the usual
chocolate, custard creams and a cup of tea
its the food of Gods!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:30, archived)
# But not the body of one:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:31, archived)
# no i have the body of a Goddess
the venus of Willendorf to be precise.
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Mostly 'armless?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:40, archived)
# :D
ha ha ha - tights for the ladies!

I have chocolate - fancying coming to my jeep for a bit of tribbing?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:36, archived)
# tribbing???????????
what's that then???
ah never mind...you have chocolate :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# it's like frotting but for women
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# oh.. twiddling
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Ha ha!
*click*

and have this:
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# aww ..americans bless them
the Enid Blyton of warmongerers
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 30 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)