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# Inspired by an earlier post


tried to mak it into the apc from aliens but got pissed off with it so have the at-trak instead
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# :D
Little known fact: The Big Trak we all know is derived from the original Mars lander in the early 70s. Because the lander failed (and all reports/information was subsequently quashed by the scientists & governments involved) it was mass produced and sold as a toy in the late 70's to try and re-coup the mill...hundreds spent on the original project.

Here is some indesputable photographic evidence of the real first Mars lander vehicle:

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# i saw this on google
when i was searching for big traks he he he
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# bindun?


i spent way to long on this.
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# BIG TRAK!!!!!!!
I never did get the trailer

Hoh he hoe hoh
Hoh he hoe hoh

which I think you'll find is the exact noise it made

edit: Well close enough anyway - www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wwb7rVjOGk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# computers are a bit like our brains
full of useless information and nudey pics
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:10, archived)
# haha
did he say that in the vid - I only watched the beginning very quietly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:12, archived)
# yeah he goes
this is a big trak, inside is a computer. A computer is like our brain..... then i turned off so he might of added "and like mine its full of pictures of little peter here in his pants."

edit i actually watched it and its better. "inside is a computer. its like our brain. that's the thing in our head we think with."

well blow me i never knew that when i was 6
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# haha
it was all THE FUTURE then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Yay! Go Bigtrak! Go!

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# now if that was the tv ad
i would have passed out with excitment
(D-Fenz Who put bacon in the soap?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Yay!
It only had drive in the middle two wheels, so it used to struggle to climb over the Beano annual.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I STILL WISH I USED TO HAVE ONE!
*cries*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# here you go
shop.ebay.co.uk/items/_W0QQ_nkwZbigQ20trakQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZR40QQ_mdoZ

Disappoint yourself for just £50
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Y'know I'm suddenly completely over it . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Funny
I was just thinking the other day that the 'Mako' in Mass Effect must be based on Big Trak.

I wanted one so much when I was a kid :(
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:44, archived)