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# *air of superiority*
I, cur, am a mathematician.

:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# excellent
you serve even less purpose outside of a theoretical mindscape.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# there should be more mathematical supervillains
then people might show SOME BLOODY RESPECT

*strikes with Cauchy sequence*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I release
"the bad hygene bomb"

you need a supervillainy name though..

my old house mate wouldof had one but his family dropped part of the name...

He could of been Sam Von Doehren.

add a Dr. in front of that and you have a recipe for attempted world domination.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# one of my mates who's started a phd in physics is an Afghan
and consequently has an Islamic, Arabic and Persian influenced name.

he's gunna be a corker of a supervillan.

me, i'd just sound like i was general practitioner from little town in northern scotland.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# COULD HAVE COULD HAVE COULD HAVE COULD HAVE
also that is a bloody good name. the best name i've encountered "Ash Beerepoot"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# screw you and you're puny grammar
a piss in your language chips.

he's going to reinstate the Von soon.. I have pestered him enough now.

I'm going to get a nemesis! yay!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# May I, in that case, proffer this name for your perusal:
The Very Reverend Ignatius Niblung Goosecreature
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# is that a real name?
actually forget the last one. i forgot one of my best mates', Hereward Genghis David Feldwick. how the fuck did i forget that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# One of the people who went to our school was called Adam Horse Crentswee.
*Top trumps*
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# is that a double barrelled name or a middle name?
i had a percival smythe at my school
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Middle name.
God knows why he told anyone.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:49, archived)
# did you ever meet his parents?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# careful practice?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I know a couple whose child is called "Xeno McCay", that's pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Well, real in the sense that it was a character on Round The Horne.
Other examples include:

Dame Sweeney Eggblast, the Clacton Dripping Heiress;
Mssrs Cattermole, Mousehabit, Neepthye and Trusspot, Solicitors;
Brigadier Edith Gormenstrop (Mrs);
Loomis Grousefavour;
Sherpa Gutbucket and the Electric Druids

not forgetting:

Ludmilla Dogtrouser, the singing nun
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# i thought as much
"i've got a black belt of the second dan"
"you mean...?"
"yes, i'm dan dan the karate man"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# i think the goon show had better names:
Hercules Grytpype-Thynne

(Baabaaaaababadabooooooombadadabombeboom!)
Major Dennis Bloodnock

Neddie Seagoon
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# the pink oboe
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# don't worry
it's ok to be wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Goosecreature is a fabulous last name
I need to be become a doctor..

then I could be Dr. Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee






tt
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# *submits this to Eon Productions as the treatment for the next Bond film*
* Solaces, albeit just a Quantum*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# careful, he'll destroy us by assuming that we're all 3 identical spheres on a frictionless plane or something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# another bloody physicists approach!
truth be told, i'm in the sortof grey area which is applied maths/theoretical physics.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# but can you make WMD's?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# like i'd admit it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# well, it's just that I got this pile of cobalt and I just need to wrap it around something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:44, archived)
# weapons of multiple denominations
*as closest to maths I could bring it*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I can understand maths.. but I refused to see the point
in doing long division with algebra.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I do long division with transistors
the way god intended us to do it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# polynomal division is useful!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:41, archived)
# :D
bless your socks.

of course it is.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
# god damn i edited to a miss spelling :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)