yeah, she fitted her own contraceptive coil . . . she fitted her own contraceptive coil . . .she's expecting a baby in the Spring . . .
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:36,
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I spent the morning helping a friend install a skylightit looks awesome - the people in the flat upstairs fucking hate it though......
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bennyhillslovechild,
Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:37,
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Our teacher always struggled to keep discipline in the classroomit was easier from the back of the room but she couldn't write on the board from there . . . she never solved the problem not by a long chalk
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Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:39,
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He tried to warm up by building a fire in his canoe, but it burned and sankProving you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:42,
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My grandad always wanted to commit suicide by jumping under a steam train.When I bought him a ticket to the Bluebell Steam Railway he was chuffed to bits
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Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:42,
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and then the ice-cream mantopped himself
( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:52,
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this thread should be taken outside and shot barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Tue 3 Feb 2009, 15:56,
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