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shower of cunts
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# Yay - Shamless-incorrect-time-bank-logo PeaRoast

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# i will close my account without delay
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# even thought it isn't with them
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# exactly
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# splendid work
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# having looked about at the intrest rates they are all giving at the moment
I said fuck it and brought some more premium bonds
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# i won £25 on the premium bonds when i was about 9 years old
i thought i was set for life
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# I haven't won anything so far
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# i've never met anyone else that has
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# my mum and dad have one a few times
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# one what? a shag?
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# Trademark infringement . . . Ooooooooh Poo !
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# my brother works for them in their I.T. department as a V.P.
They are just the same as every other bank, wankers
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# Ha, nice
Just on a theme, i was made redundant back in Novemeber and have just, luckily got a new job. Unfortunately, not in time to pay the mortgage this month so have contacted them to do interest only for the next two months till i get some cash back in the bank.... So far, so good.
Knowing this, the mortgage company sends me a flyer about taking out a loan!! How would i pay that back exactly??
Responsible banking?? My fucking arse. No wonder we're all up shit creek.

Sorry, rant over.......
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# who is said mortgage with?
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# Halifax
Who gives you extra..........
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# they are twats, nationwide are just as bad
but then they all are
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# True,
it seems that for a good four years now, most banks and mortgage providers have seemed to flush all common sense and reasoning down the toilet and left us with the shit soup we're stuck in now. Yet they still don't learn......
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:51, archived)
# and they never will do
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# i hope the judge takes the side of the pawn shop owner
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# he might have bad eye sight and read it as porn shop
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# he might have bad hearing and hear bank as wank
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# no, everyone hears bank as wank and banker as wanker
because it is true
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# the collective noun for a group of bankers
is a "wunch"
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# working / consulting at a bank as I do
I can confirm that "shower of cunts" is an accurate description of the whole industry
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# so thats the collective noun
i thought it was a fuckwittery of bankers
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# was this in
The Financial Crimes newspaper
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