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(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# isn't the shape of the anus remarkable?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Cockrectum!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Haha
To be sung to the tune of 'Rock Lobster'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# This appears to be a juvenile
Note the lack of anal teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I am NOT going to ask how you know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I am a doctor
Specialising in paedophiliatrics
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)
#
poss. nsfw fanny with teeth animation
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
*mental note to check girlfriend carefully for fanny teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
# well at least you can :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Hmm
You seem to be the expert.
How much would you charge to check my girlfriend for me?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# 3 fucks, 2 blowjobs and one fucking hot anal
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Deal
but promise you'll be gentle with me
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# no teeth
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# vagina dentata
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# One of the stories in Burning Chrome had a girl with a vaginal dentata.
And Snow Crash had a very amusing scene with a horny 15yo skater grrl and a similar device :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# more about the horny 15 year old skater, less about the teeth
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# hehe
I forwarded this to my sister. She didn't really understand it. Suggested maybe a bear trap would be more suitable with the idea of pussies entrapping men and stuff.

I reminded her that men are far less cerebral than that when it comes to their dicks and things that might have teefs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:59, archived)