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# Not sure if anyones noticed this...
On the Times website.

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article5663155.ece

Just check out the pictures of the day.

Hoping that poor bugger doesn't use a fence to stop either
(infernios, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:19, archived)
# /links.
cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)
# As a trained gynocologist I can confirm that this is medically accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)
# well done sir
let us fry another moose
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
# By trained gynocologist I mean that I have no medical training whatsoever.
Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# all the more moose for me then
you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# isn't the shape of the anus remarkable?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# Cockrectum!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Haha
To be sung to the tune of 'Rock Lobster'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:39, archived)
# This appears to be a juvenile
Note the lack of anal teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# I am NOT going to ask how you know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)
# I am a doctor
Specialising in paedophiliatrics
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:34, archived)
#
poss. nsfw fanny with teeth animation
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
*mental note to check girlfriend carefully for fanny teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
# well at least you can :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# Hmm
You seem to be the expert.
How much would you charge to check my girlfriend for me?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:42, archived)
# 3 fucks, 2 blowjobs and one fucking hot anal
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:44, archived)
# Deal
but promise you'll be gentle with me
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# no teeth
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:48, archived)
# vagina dentata
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# One of the stories in Burning Chrome had a girl with a vaginal dentata.
And Snow Crash had a very amusing scene with a horny 15yo skater grrl and a similar device :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# more about the horny 15 year old skater, less about the teeth
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:03, archived)
# hehe
I forwarded this to my sister. She didn't really understand it. Suggested maybe a bear trap would be more suitable with the idea of pussies entrapping men and stuff.

I reminded her that men are far less cerebral than that when it comes to their dicks and things that might have teefs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:59, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:28, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Sledge victim Francesca Anobile was expected to win Oxbridge sledge race
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# by a head
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# I did not notice that.
Thanks for using your old, defunct account to bring it to our attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# what a professional
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Indeed
Im somewhat a practiced lurker
(infernios, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# Then you should know what you did wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# Ah
I seem to have made a bugger up and hit message board. Sorry lads.
(infernios, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)
# TO THE BUNKER
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:21, archived)
# wonderful compendium
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
# That's why corners are the best places to wank.
Because you might get a bit of Marge Simpson.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# YEAH GRAFF THE FUCKING HENGE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# that is sad :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:23, archived)
# but lolololol the pic ov da day iz of a bobslede innit
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# whoopsie
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# safe
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# TOO BROWN, MAN
TOO BROWWN
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:36, archived)
# you're one of us
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I've studied the ways of the gayshift in great detail
and tonight I have quaffed much cider in order to feel like one of the gang

thanks mr.horrible you're really not that horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:45, archived)
# STAY YOU CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:01, archived)
# I'M SURE I SAW THAT ON BBC THREE
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 2:05, archived)
# C R A P
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# you owe me two minutes of life
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 1:50, archived)