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# They look happy. Would they like some cake?
I've just made some.

Be careful, it's hot out of the oven!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:14, archived)
# what happened to it
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Disintegrated slightly when removing from tray
But still intact enough...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)
# Looks highly nom-able
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Not cake so much as
splat
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# It's Kladdkaka
It's meant to be a slightly gooey brownie.

Alas, I have no ice cream to go with it.

It's also so cocoa-y, folk singers will be singing songs about "The Very Cocoa-y Cake of '09" for years to come.

Recipe :
2 eggs
Load of sugar, flour, cocoa
Pinch of salt, smidgen of vanilla essence
Half a block of melted butter

Mix, stick in baking tray, shove in oven for 20 mins at 200C.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# I doubt the veracity of this statement.
Is it the Hershey's recipe, where you pour the water over the top before you put it in the oven?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Ewww no
I don't like Hershey's choc and I don't use their recipes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# You don't have to use Hershey's
the recipe works with Green & Black's
It's a pretty good recipe.
Oh, yours has egg? ACK and half a stick of butter. NO SIR.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# MAYONNAISE IS THE PERFECT SUBSTITUTE TO BOTH OF THESE THINGS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:24, archived)
# IN FACT FOR ALL THE INGREDIENTS IN THIS RECIPE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Even the name is like a big splat
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:21, archived)
# You forgot to add mayonnaise
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:23, archived)
# Don't want to be pedantic
but don't you mean

half a block of butter, melted?

(and it looks lovely, can I have some?)
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:26, archived)
# Nope
I buy my butter pre-melted, in blocks. Bit awkward to cut but easier to pour.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:28, archived)
# Ok.....
I sit corrected.
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:33, archived)
# fucking hell
that looks delicious. could you email me some please?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:16, archived)
# That's not a cake, that's an accident.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# *likes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Baking paper solves all
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:25, archived)
# Lightly buttered the baking tray
It just disintegrated when using large metal spatula to shovel it onto the plate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 0:30, archived)
# That looks damn tasty!
I'm now very hungry, but sadly without cake.
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