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[challenge entry] Sorry maaaaam

From the Petty Terrorism challenge. See all 190 entries (closed)

(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:25, archived)
# treason of the highest order!!!!
*readys gallows*
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Is that like ready brek?
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:04, archived)
# sorry but its THREAD JACK SUNDAY!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:38, archived)
# this amuses me. Now
I shall take up my position in front of the telly
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:41, archived)
# sorry but i'm gonna have the TJ your tv
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:43, archived)
# my plan is to make a badger
later on
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:47, archived)
# BODGER AND BADGER
LA LA LA LA LA
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Be careful, they're liable to bite when unexpectedly shagged.
Or where you planning to woo it with chocs?
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# NSFW
NSFW
NSFW!! NSFW!!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# Oh no they've deflated.
Tits like two golfballs in brown socks.

Edit: re your sig. you've been badger fondling again haven't you?
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# manflu
:(
my head feels like its about 3 times the size, my eyes are red and blood shot, my nose is red and swollen, my throat is pumping out green goo, I keep having hold and cold flushes, I feel like i'm running on 30% efficiency and I'm about to fall over
Oh and i can't find my socks and my feet are cold
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Hot bath might help.
If it's any consolation I've got an odd liver complaint plus itchy lumps all over my legs and seem to be developing arthritis.

/burnt out blog
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
# arthritis sucks donkey balls
liver heals don't it? eat more fruity veg m'larky - may help?
Had 3 hot baths in the last 2 days - steam is good :D
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I can't eat more veg, I've been veggie for decades.
My liver is confusing the Doc, there is so much Iron in my blood I'm considering a career as a fridge magnet.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:31, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# awwww, look at its ears :D
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:45, archived)
# do they have ears like that?
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:55, archived)
# don't think so
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:02, archived)
# awwww the ears!!!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:56, archived)
# It's a hedgedog!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 14:57, archived)
# ROAR!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Hedgehogs are CAYOOT
100% fact.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
# ROLLER DOG
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# yay!
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# Why is it always links in your non-images?
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
# i like cake :)
nom nom nom
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Which in nice...
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha why does that make me think of the Russel Howard one where he wonders if the queen every pulls her duvet up to her neck and goes
*effects queen voice*

Philip. Philip look! I'm a stamp.
(, Sun 8 Feb 2009, 15:03, archived)
# Very good
but those notes are out of circulation now

:P
(, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 9:24, archived)