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# Gibbon!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# You know the rules, FWM. It's three pubes per bollock
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# I have just looked up "CHEDGE"
in your marvellous little dictionary. Nothing.

So what's it mean?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Hmmm
GIS came up with this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Mmmm, flutey.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# CHEDGE
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# Yes.
CHEDGE.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# is that like Chag?
Actually,
Chag is my own made-up word, meaning pant gravel- a blanket term for all detritus found in a gusset after a long day. including, but not limited to, bumchunks, winnet, poo stripes etc.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# BUMWIPE
That's my word for what you should be using a little more of.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# oh come on
are you honestly telling me that after a long hot day, perhaps walking the length of Oxford Street trying to find some matching bra and panties, your bum is still as pink and kissable as it was when you talced it after your morning bath?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Yes,
but then it's probably because the torrent of sweat off my back washes everything down through the legs of my boxers and into my socks.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# ah I see
briefs=chag
boxers= shitty socks
I'm going to have to think of a new word
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Awwwww
I want to kill it with sticks and single-band mobile radiation.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Oof! Want one!!
How ya doin' Moley, good weekend sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:45, archived)
# beautiful
in other news, did anyone catch the Daily Mail's story on the death threats made at Jonathan Ross?

And have you seen how that story doesn't exist now?
www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=t&hl=en-GB&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGIH_en-GBGB246GB246&q=Jonathan+ross+death+threat

The question is, did the Daily Mail realise it was probably one of their readers, or was the comments on the article just filled up with red faced, vitriolic conservatives shouting "good"?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Interesting.
Sickipedia got FP on the Star's site over the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahaha Ross and Brand should have been fired.
If they'd done that to my grandad I would have messed them up good.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# You could have just rain on them forever:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# What pissed me off about the whole thing is the way they played the daughter
as poor little innocent victim where in actualy fact she's a burlesque dancer.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# All burlesque dancers are GUILTY!
They deserve no privacy because they wear MAKE-UP and CORSETS!

Is that what you meant?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Oh, the scandal!
Olivia, fetch the smelling-salts; grandmama has taken a turn.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# obviously
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I don't see how that makes any difference.
She could be a hooker - doesn't make it acceptable for them to wind up her granddad about her sex life.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I didn't say it was.
I said the media was trying to enrage puritan Britons that this poor delicate blossom had be violated by a nafarious rogue. As if she swooned from her chair whilst doing her tatting when she head the news.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:34, archived)
# I think it's more the thinking that the making of nuicance 'phonecalls to 70yo grandfathers
By two men in their 30s and 40s - ie - fully grown adults - containing explicit references to said grandfather's granddaughter's sex life - is seen as pretty out of order.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# also lesbian s&m porn 'actress'
film is crap btw
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# aaaaaw
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)