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# *hardens up*
is not a penis
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Hey
Well done on the FP, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Thank you Bargey
No-one else noticed *sniffle*
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)
# My pleasure!. Are you a Melbournite?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Indeed I am
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Speaking of Melbournites, where's Zank Frappa?
I bet he's currently lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# lurking or smouldering?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)
# He'll be lurking or drinking too much Melbourne Bitter
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)
# *shudder* MB *shudders again*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# I've never tasted MB, is that another step down from VB?
 
because that's already pretty nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:05, archived)
# i stopped looking at the front page when it became clear i wasn't funny enough to get one. :(
I DEMAND VOLUME TWO. WHERE ELSE SHOULD I NOT STICK MY PENIS??
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# *tries his hardest to not make a kebab hasn't been laid joke and that by this point he should not be trying to narrow down his options*
METAFAILS
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# today has been a two bottles of wine day
and it is australian wine...

how shit is lindemans in your country.. or is it like fosters and the majority of you aint heard of it?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)
# yeah i've heard of it. I'm not a wine drinker so i really don't know
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)
# By popular demand
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)
# I've only done one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:03, archived)
# I DID
 
AND I TELL YOU WHAT, I COULD TOTALLY STICK MY DICK IN A TOASTER RIGHT ABOUT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Would you put butter all over it?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# NO, BUT SOMETIMES I TIP A BUCKET OF WATER OVER MYSELF BEFOREHAND
 
FOR HER PLEASURE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)