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# too soon?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:08, archived)
# This is Stephan, his name is Stephan. Harden the fuck up, Stephan.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:09, archived)
# that video fills me with glee
but ther ewas a better 2 part video of proper chopper on stage with a compare, a comedian and a heavily tattooed bodyguard fielding questions from the audience.. but I cannot be in the finding of that as of the momments.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)
# nope
too seams though :P

EDIT: no shark, no bridge.. fake

oh and *self spang*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:09, archived)
# *hardens up*
is not a penis
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Hey
Well done on the FP, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Thank you Bargey
No-one else noticed *sniffle*
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)
# My pleasure!. Are you a Melbournite?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Indeed I am
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Speaking of Melbournites, where's Zank Frappa?
I bet he's currently lurking.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# lurking or smouldering?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)
# He'll be lurking or drinking too much Melbourne Bitter
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)
# *shudder* MB *shudders again*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# I've never tasted MB, is that another step down from VB?
 
because that's already pretty nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:05, archived)
# i stopped looking at the front page when it became clear i wasn't funny enough to get one. :(
I DEMAND VOLUME TWO. WHERE ELSE SHOULD I NOT STICK MY PENIS??
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# *tries his hardest to not make a kebab hasn't been laid joke and that by this point he should not be trying to narrow down his options*
METAFAILS
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# today has been a two bottles of wine day
and it is australian wine...

how shit is lindemans in your country.. or is it like fosters and the majority of you aint heard of it?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)
# yeah i've heard of it. I'm not a wine drinker so i really don't know
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:48, archived)
# By popular demand
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 3:09, archived)
# I've only done one of these.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 5:03, archived)
# I DID
 
AND I TELL YOU WHAT, I COULD TOTALLY STICK MY DICK IN A TOASTER RIGHT ABOUT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Would you put butter all over it?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:32, archived)
# NO, BUT SOMETIMES I TIP A BUCKET OF WATER OVER MYSELF BEFOREHAND
 
FOR HER PLEASURE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:45, archived)
# What does this refer to?
WUT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:14, archived)
# No, I knew that
I'm rissing on who the guy in the glasses is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# oh ronnie johns, so called comedian, does impressions of a supposedly ex crook, mark 'chopper' read
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# OH COME ON THAT SHOW IS FUCKING GOLD MATE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)
# im an intellectual snob.
*bites croissant*
*sips oj*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# I wasn't hugely impressed at first
but the more I see, the more it grows on me.

especially the Nihilists and the Underground kids
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)
# see reply below..
although thats a comedian pretending to be the guy..

a man called choopper reid. australian semi hero thing as he shot a few drug dealers as was a general all round tough bastard...

the film Chopper is well worth seeing if you haven't.. which I'm guessing you hadn't other wise you'd know who he was..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# seen this little spot?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-3fpDYPT2M

he can't take a joke, can he
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)
# australian semi hero? the bloke's a thug.
all the semi heroes that are also thugs play rugby league.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)
# ned kelly
from what I have understood..

although mostly what I've understood is they've made a film about his life with the incredible hulk in it... and from reading youtube comments that he could whack all manner of LA hoodl'ums.. and that he only killed drug dealers.. so its what the police should be doing anyway.


oh.. and he is an abject racist.. hence the semi hero.. hero to some not all. rather than partial hero.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:34, archived)
# i may be going against the grain here, but ned kelly was a thug too.
i suppose we tend to glorify criminals because of our history.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)
# My brother practically forced me to watch the film.
Dullest thing I've ever seen in my life.

It's like Oldboy but with far less violence and no plot.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I think its Mark "Chopper" Read
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Brandon_Read
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# naaah
it's ronnie johns. :P

also bollocks.. damn my uncle and aunt for perverting my spelling of his last name.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# team work
we covered both angles
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)
# ah i just noticed that...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY3TfjOeuhM

and australia being currently on fire.

oviously a bit sweary.. it says harden the fuck up a lot
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Ah, ok thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Chopper Read as performed by Heath Franklin.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)
# um, probably
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:15, archived)
# this cat and i agree again.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Yep too soon. I'd hate it if bushfire flames were coming towards me at a rate of 140km/h
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Who is the guy in the glasses?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:17, archived)
# his arm has the name TANYA written on it.
maybe his name is TANYA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:18, archived)
# My research has concluded.
Your conjecture was ILLCONCEIVED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)
# well, it WAS CONJECTURE afterall
perhaps your name is TANYA
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# can I call you TANYA?
please
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:22, archived)
# No
it's rude
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:26, archived)
# bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9169488
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)
# yeah, my Melbourne relations have been shitting it.
 
SO FAR SO GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Hope I'm not related to you
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:23, archived)
# highly unlikely..
my uncle's family only shifted over there about twelve years ago.

Last genealogical link is some Colliers and Cummins who were there in the mid-1800s (from Wales and England, respectively).
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Yeah too right. I know a couple who own a property about 50k from Beechworth.
They are on the alert, but they'll be alright
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Harsh
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)
# but fair
if increased density prevented fires
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Aww beautiful and gross
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:24, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:28, archived)
# AAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHAHHAH
 
so wrong it's right.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:31, archived)
# i have sympathy for those poor, burned auswegians.
i also have snow up to my tits here, so an exchange might be in order.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:37, archived)
# you want fire up to your tits?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:42, archived)
# AND THE POWER TO SHOOT ACID OUT MY EARS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)
# quite possibly
We're having a fire sale here
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 2:41, archived)