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# Putting On My Abuse-Proof Hat
Please take a normal look at this picture and rate as follows:

1) Instantly obvious glaring technical problem. What are you playing at, Mr. So-Called Canoehead?
2) Noticeable technical problem, but no big deal.
3) Problem?

The gentleman is leader of the Canadian Federal NDP, Jack Layton. I made this for this site.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:27, archived)
# by technical do you mean his legs are technically not there?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:28, archived)
# maybe they had just grow?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Yes.
Now *everbody's* going to notice.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# You appear to
have lost your Canadian leader down the back of your sofa. Ask him to look for my TV remote.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# It's a pity his hand and head don't fit the screen, but other than that, it's quite a lovely amputee scene

(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:29, archived)
# 4) WHERE THE FUCK ARE HIS LEGS?
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Also, he's in a different focus to the lady.
And the light's from different angle. But those aren't that much of a problem.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# What, you mean the ones with nylons and high heels?
I didn't think they suited him. Also they were (like his politics) too far to the left for some people.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# needs more legs.
otherwise, it's good. you could also alter the levels a bit to make him blend in a bit more.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:30, archived)
# here. Have some legs from last night.


Click for bigger (335 kb)


sexy thread is sexy.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:32, archived)
# PHWOR!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# yum
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# It's very nice
still haven't quite worked out the stroking yet.

Not in a dirty way.

Making selections into work paths seems to go ok, but I think I've got to work on choosing the right brushes.

Anyway, I need to go do some proper work now. Cheerio.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Phoar!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# also requires more animation
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:31, archived)
# NAWTY RAMSEY!
NOW WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP!
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# or
soap your mouth out with wash.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# You win.
I tip my toque to you, sir.

(P.S. Evidently the answer to my original question is "1")
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:34, archived)
# 1
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Thanks,
young man.
(, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:36, archived)