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# Crank 2 is coming up, ...

RIS: www.iwatchstuff.com/2009/02/10/crank-2-high-volt-poster.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Danger! Danger!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Apparently I was being an 'iresponsible father'
when I got the kids to try licking 9v batteries

THEY TASTE FIZZY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:23, archived)
# it's like a Tesco value Soda Stream
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# *shocks*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# we got the dog to sniff one of those
now he runs away when you wave batteries near him.

It's funny messing with dogs' and kids' heads.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# That'll be the acid leaking out...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# I made them gargle with bleach afterwards for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# haha!
I have to say though, sticking a 9 volt battery on your tongue is always a good trick
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:29, archived)
# If you think that's good you should try a car battery
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# that's only an extra 3 volts
would it be very much more dangerous?

/doesn't understand science blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# No
as you say - just 3 more volts

In fact you can start a car with just a 9v battery and 2 AAs linked together
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# I wish I'd known that the other week when mine died
If the neighbour hadn't been around to give me a jump (matron) I'd still be sitting there now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:44, archived)
# well next time you see someone with car trouble
brandish some houshold batteries at them

They'll be amazed!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# You'd need a 12 inch tongue though
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# if anyone has a 12 inch tongue
would they please report to me for interview?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# ....I got better!
:D
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)