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# So... basically you'd shag a leather sofa if you thought you were in with a chance?
You're not visiting my house any time soon...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# yes, but I wouldn't because even the sofa would reject me
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
That just made my Self-Pity-O-Meter (©SJD 2009) explode.

=D
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# oh don't worry, I can max out emometers at uni.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Just get a plain looking lady drunk and indulge in some loveless rutting.
Once you've got a bit of experience under your belt you'll be well away!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# it didn't work last time, why should it work at all.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:00, archived)
# If at first you don't succeed....
Use more alcohol.

Then more.

Then the hammer.

Then the hammer.

Then the hammer.

Then the hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# i can out drink quite a few blokes, it's nothing for me to get a bird paralytic.
i guess im more respectful than forceful :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I tried that approach...
it doesn't work. Ever.

Unless you want to pull a paranoid schizophrenic who's looking for someone to take care of them and share their pain.

Then I ignored women altogether and became suddenly popular* with the ladies.

* By which I mean one person, Mrs Doom, found me attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:08, archived)
# i just ingore everyone, it doesn't work for me either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Then find yourself a nice paranoid schizophrenic to look after for a while.
Yeah, there's a lot of emotional blackmail, but you're guaranteed an 'interesting' learning curve in the sack.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:16, archived)
# have a trip to japan
you'll be fighting them off
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:12, archived)
# To the sound of the 5,6,7,8s ?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:14, archived)
# maybe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:15, archived)
# *plays image over and over in head*
That's me sorted for the rest of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:17, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 14:19, archived)