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# I JUST WENT FOR A POO
AND I HEARD THREE PLOPS AND WHEN I LOOKED THERE WAS ONLY ONE POO FLOATING THERE...

WHO STOLE MY POO!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# Pooltergeist !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:26, archived)
# that was shit
:D

*actually laughed*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)
# LOLOCAUST
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:49, archived)
# have you been eating magnets again?
that would explain things
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)
# My sister force-fed me fridge magnets when I was a toddler.
Parents had to turn me upside-down and shake me.
Apparently I'd gone blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# no :(
I have had this happen before.. the most confusing was when there was no poo in the bowl..and when I wiped THE TISSUE CAME BACK CLEAN.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Its good when that happens
Thats a perfect shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:31, archived)
# Textbook feces.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:33, archived)
# Nah, fuck that.
I like checking to make sure I haven't shit a kidney out somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:37, archived)
# I like wiping
it means I can rub my anus with out being gay.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:41, archived)
# PHANTOM SHIT!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I think the one remaing poo must of enjoyed the ride andso started jumping back in to the pool again
IT IS THE ONLY EXPLANATION THAT MAKES SENSE
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)
# If only you had asked a question. Then I could've answered it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:30, archived)
# I answered it my self
he went in a tardis and got my poop..

he and his strange looking head are using it to foil some aliens' plans.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:32, archived)
# YOU MISUNDERSTAND. I WAS BEING A SMARTARSE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:35, archived)
# as was I..
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:38, archived)
# Then who wins? Gaaaaawd. Okay, first to count to eight wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:46, archived)
# 1
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:57, archived)
# FUCK. PRESSURE IS ON.
WUUUUUU.... WUUUUUUUUUU-UUUUU----WUUUUUUUUU----ONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHH.
TOOO--- TOOOOOOOOOOOOO-----FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 2:02, archived)
# 2, 3 ,4, 5, 6,
shit.. I'm... out... of.. breath..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Don't you mean.....the Turdis.
AHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 1:40, archived)