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# i've written a book, mostly fiction

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do you think it will be well recieved by the critics?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:24, archived)
# what ever you do don't publish this. some people just don't understand sarcasm.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:25, archived)
# bugger
i thought it was satire...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# see! people don't understand it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:31, archived)
# FUCK OFF KEBAB
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF SARCASM!
;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:33, archived)
# that was pointed out when I first posted this:


Click for bigger (104 kb)

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)
# If you're ever looking for an alternative username, Clansoul,
there it is
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:37, archived)
# What?
Click for bigger (104 kb)?

'ningles teh yemen.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# surely not, couple of bytes at most...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Nice use of the Games Workshop book
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:26, archived)
# haha nice idea
but no
metajungle.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/poetry-book-metajungle2.png
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Apart from the mutilation of children as an athiest I haven't considered any of these things.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Oh my science!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# By space!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:32, archived)
# My undies!#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:34, archived)
# you forgot
intollerant hatred of non-believers

:D

Edit: I forgot to add a woo

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# that's covered in chapter six
but don't take it out of context...
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# Aaaargh!
The age old story - read the fucking thing properly before commenting!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# *buys five*

Also - I fucking LOVE Bobsworth!

tubedubber.com/#vfwqvUPIRkg:Usd9V21H7u4:0:100:0:3:true
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That works really well

I'm still proud of this one tubedubber.com/#Gz3Cc7wlfkI:aR1Ln-ctn5E:0:100:0:0:true
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Cheers.
There's endless fun to be had with that app. Perfect Sunday material.

EDIT - yes that's very good.

Someone did an dit of that to the Ski Sunday music a while back - that was ace as well.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Aww
I love you too!
(Bobsworth likes cheese, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# haha
so true except for the 'Atheism' which in context to the satire about the Bible means that all that is listed should be opposite** to what is actually in the bible
- else the satire is about Atheism which doesn't teach any doctrine at all other than "There is probably no God, don't worry about it, it's only a fucking bus advert!"
But I digress...

Edit **didn't mean opposite as opposite to an established religion is just another religious inverted to deny the other so that would be Satanism - Aethists would have a book basically saying "It's all nonsense - let's fuck!"

top work
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:43, archived)
# it's not about the bible
but all religious handbooks
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Same difference, different cover.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# You know they only said probably for legal reasons
either that of they're sponcored by Carlsberg:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# Carlsberg probably the shittiest advert... (Jeremy Clarkson type pause).....
.............................................................................................................................................In the World!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# although the nutters seem to be allowed
to put adverts on buses that claim there definitely is a god
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# exactly
As an atheist I feel that we are not afforded the same rights in our beliefs as the relegious.
You always get the idiots coming back at you saying, 'You're an atheist. You have no beliefs.'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Religious propaganda only works in one direction
You either fully agree with it or you're a blaspheming unbeliever who should be torture killed, buried, dug up, have your corpse raped, torture again, burnt at the stake and your ashes used as kitty litter but only if you recant their religious beliefs otherwises it's far worse ;)

Good job I don;t live in the Middle Ages ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# welcome to the post-modern middle age
after your confession, please present yourself for torture, light killing, burial, exhumation, more torture, necrophiliac buggery, burning and kittehshitteh.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Relegion is like a computer programme
It has an error checker. If anything challanges it's structure and questions an individual's belief then you get to run about shouting 'heretic here to test my faith' and everything hunky dory again.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)