What an ingenious piece of equipmentA boy went to see his dad, who is also a butcher.
Dad decides to show him around the shop
'Look son, this is the best machine of them all!
You put in a pig at one end, and a sausage comes out at the other end!'
'Cool! And does this also work the other way around?'
'No son. That only works with your mother'
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:36,
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haha he got a blowjoband his son was born a pig!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:41,
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I was talking to a rather ugly girl aboutreincarnation the other day.
I explained "the theory is when you die you could come back as any animal."
She thinks for a bit and then says
"so after I die I could come back as a pig?"
I said "you're not listening are you?"
(I explained "the theory is when you die you could come back as any animal."
She thinks for a bit and then says
"so after I die I could come back as a pig?"
I said "you're not listening are you?"
Holly Would long wheel based tranny,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:43,
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Anyway, did you pork her?hardeeharhar!
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:46,
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