So we just place the puppies into this end of the machine...
and the Toupée is collected at the other end Ma'aam
(glueJoy division oven gloves at dawn,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:35,
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What an ingenious piece of equipment
A boy went to see his dad, who is also a butcher. Dad decides to show him around the shop "Look son, this is the best machine of them all! You put in a pig at one end, and a sausage comes out at the other end!" "Cool! And does this also work the other way around?" "No son. That only works with your mother"
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:36,
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What? The Queen?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:37,
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RoboQueen 2000
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:39,
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daarrr haha!!!
it is dad joke on many levels!!!
(glueJoy division oven gloves at dawn,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:41,
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haha he got a blowjob
and his son was born a pig!
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:41,
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I was talking to a rather ugly girl about
reincarnation the other day. I explained "the theory is when you die you could come back as any animal." She thinks for a bit and then says "so after I die I could come back as a pig?" I said "you're not listening are you?"
(Holly Wouldlong wheel based tranny,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:43,
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Pfft
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:46,
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Anyway, did you pork her?
hardeeharhar!
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:46,
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hehehehe!
splendid
(god save the queenmaking another unremarkable comeback,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:37,
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I'm lost for words.
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:37,
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I want a puppy hat!
But only use viscious nasty dog, not fluffeh ones!
(MstandotI suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 23 Feb 2009, 21:38,
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