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# Sometimes the only things to remedy the blank stare situation, can be through the use of a carefully placed whoopee cushion or a rubber chicken
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:26, archived)
# Not in this instance though because it's impossible for anything to be funny
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:29, archived)
# nothing is funny
there is only sorry und misery and death and sorrow. the world is nothing but a moldy diaper full of tears.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:31, archived)
# haha!
*breaks reality again*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:34, archived)
# This is why the sea is salty
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:34, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:59, archived)
# you just dont have GSOH
you have to phone up the personal ads now and tell them your sense of humour is bad.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:34, archived)
# Haha - either that or anyone in Germany - they'll understand
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:35, archived)
# *alan partridge style note to self*
set up dating website for people with crap sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:44, archived)
# That could actually be pretty successful
"are you the kind of person that never has anything to say? neither do THESE PEOPLE"

It would make restaurants quieter.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:46, archived)
# People used to talk a lot softer in restaurants decades ago anyway. This could be good.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:53, archived)
# Do you have another side of your bed you could get out of?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Not really
It's a small place and I'd just have to walk back across the bed to get out of the room
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:11, archived)
# "do you dislike quiet walks and have a morbid fear of the cinema"
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:03, archived)
# It's perfect
people who knew they'd be alone forever because they can't start a conversation could just admit it and sit in awkward silence with each other.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:09, archived)
# Also angry people could meet shouting partners who will argue about everything
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:13, archived)
# also I'm almost ready to start a tumblr
I just need a few more things
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:09, archived)
# *subscribes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:35, archived)
# Am I watching the third matrix?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:37, archived)
# the matrix is a joke movie the joke is that you are watchingthe matrix instead of having sex with a car
booyah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:54, archived)
# I wish we could be happy again and the screaming would start
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:41, archived)
# COME ON EVERYBODY! LET'S TWIST AGAIN, LIKE WE DID LAST SUMMER!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:44, archived)
# *dislocates*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:46, archived)
# i would drive you to the hospital but i am at a gay bar drinking gay beer sorry
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:01, archived)
# why do i have to login to see pizzatimepizza
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:17, archived)