
there is only sorry und misery and death and sorrow. the world is nothing but a moldy diaper full of tears.
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Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:31,
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you have to phone up the personal ads now and tell them your sense of humour is bad.
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Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:34,
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set up dating website for people with crap sense of humour.
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Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:39,
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"are you the kind of person that never has anything to say? neither do THESE PEOPLE"
It would make restaurants quieter.
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Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:46,
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It would make restaurants quieter.


It's a small place and I'd just have to walk back across the bed to get out of the room
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Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:11,
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people who knew they'd be alone forever because they can't start a conversation could just admit it and sit in awkward silence with each other.
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Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:09,
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I just need a few more things
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Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:09,
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booyah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:54,
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