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# He's the hight of Fashion!
(Fly Projector, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:19, archived)
# He's not acutally funny
The joke is that people pretend he is
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:21, archived)
# I finally understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:21, archived)
# Unfortunately the pretending joke isn't funny either so we're all just left with blank stares
It's possible that leaving people with blank stares can be funny but not in this scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:24, archived)
# Sometimes the only things to remedy the blank stare situation, can be through the use of a carefully placed whoopee cushion or a rubber chicken
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:26, archived)
# Not in this instance though because it's impossible for anything to be funny
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:29, archived)
# nothing is funny
there is only sorry und misery and death and sorrow. the world is nothing but a moldy diaper full of tears.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:31, archived)
# haha!
*breaks reality again*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:34, archived)
# This is why the sea is salty
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:34, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:59, archived)
# you just dont have GSOH
you have to phone up the personal ads now and tell them your sense of humour is bad.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:34, archived)
# Haha - either that or anyone in Germany - they'll understand
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:35, archived)
# *alan partridge style note to self*
set up dating website for people with crap sense of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:39, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:44, archived)
# That could actually be pretty successful
"are you the kind of person that never has anything to say? neither do THESE PEOPLE"

It would make restaurants quieter.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:46, archived)
# People used to talk a lot softer in restaurants decades ago anyway. This could be good.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:53, archived)
# Do you have another side of your bed you could get out of?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:00, archived)
# Not really
It's a small place and I'd just have to walk back across the bed to get out of the room
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:11, archived)
# "do you dislike quiet walks and have a morbid fear of the cinema"
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:03, archived)
# It's perfect
people who knew they'd be alone forever because they can't start a conversation could just admit it and sit in awkward silence with each other.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:09, archived)
# Also angry people could meet shouting partners who will argue about everything
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:13, archived)
# also I'm almost ready to start a tumblr
I just need a few more things
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:09, archived)
# *subscribes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:35, archived)
# Am I watching the third matrix?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:37, archived)
# the matrix is a joke movie the joke is that you are watchingthe matrix instead of having sex with a car
booyah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:54, archived)
# I wish we could be happy again and the screaming would start
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:41, archived)
# COME ON EVERYBODY! LET'S TWIST AGAIN, LIKE WE DID LAST SUMMER!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:44, archived)
# *dislocates*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:46, archived)
# i would drive you to the hospital but i am at a gay bar drinking gay beer sorry
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:01, archived)
# why do i have to login to see pizzatimepizza
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:17, archived)
#
you just explained every meme ever.
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:34, archived)
# STOP SAYING MEME
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:39, archived)
# Who was he in the first place and is he aware of his fame?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:24, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:26, archived)
# He should be aware now.
Mmmmm.... Burger Queen
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:27, archived)
# Why would anyone care about these things
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:28, archived)
# Which things in particular? The binoculars?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:29, archived)
# Everyone cares about Sturdy Girls!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:32, archived)
# Especially those that are more sturdier than others
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:35, archived)
# she looks over sturdy
it's engineering gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:46, archived)
# Nobody cares about homeless people
I mean if people did care then there wouldn't be any homeless people, right?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:47, archived)
# its a lesser version of
www.coolbubble.com/gallery.asp?gallery_name=millyandrupe
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:40, archived)
# They seem very interested in trolls
Wonder why
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:55, archived)
# They only play their music as .ogg files
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:59, archived)
# those BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:10, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!this is how i feel right now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:12, archived)
# Ha Ha Ha... they shop two old people onto different backgrounds and think it is funny!
What a bunch of loosers!

* Hang on.... ?

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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:30, archived)
# wow.....
That is one serious thyroid problem!
(Fly Projector, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:21, archived)
# What? The problem being she can't find it under all that fat?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:44, archived)
# She should be careful, she'll have someone's eye out with those! For someone with such a horrendous boys she does have a strangle pretty face.
'ningles all. Bumma. 30 minutes to I have to start work and officially the end of my week off.
It's strange, and I know it's not a thing I'm likely to find the cause of. Earls Court Road goes from being pretty much divoid of traffic to busy between 6:05am and 6:10am every weekday without fail. Obviously it's a commuter thing but why that small timeframe?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:26, archived)
# she does have a pretty face
but the morbid obesity would put me off my stroke.

the waders don't do anything for me either.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:56, archived)
# That head is way too small for that body...
and a little bit cute too
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 8:21, archived)
# SHAKE IT HENRY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 6:33, archived)
# have an or(ga)sm OF DEATH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 7:10, archived)