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# Your cat inspired me!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 7:15, archived)
# He's a very inspirational cat.
Also very bitey (and not mine).
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 7:51, archived)
# you rent a cat?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:24, archived)
# He rents me, by the looks of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# I had you down as a rent boy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Anyway you couldn't rent out cats
They'd run off with the money and spend it all on kippers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)
# This is true. I give my cat pocket money each week. He spends it on tuna, mice and puts the rest towards a new coat
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# It's a beaut though
We're getting a cat.

I want a black and white one, but Lady S wants a tabby thing.

I think we should get both
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:39, archived)
# B&W are definitely best.
Try this one

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# That cat is a camera slut!
I swear if you sneaked up on it in the middle of the night you'd find its whiskers in camen rollers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# I wish that were so
It took ages to get that shot. He's usually more interested in my shinflesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Aww...he's so cute
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# cats are horrible
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
#
Tabasco is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)
# VIMOD IS DISPLEASED WITH THIS RESPONSE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# NEGATIVE
cats want you to THINK they're horrible
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Ginger!
Titus use your fluff to sway their decision.


*MUNCH*
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Aww.. Bless him!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Thats very cute
but gingers are all psychos.

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# CORRECT
If he could reach, he'd claw my eyes out.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)