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# Kato! You fool!


Edit: I just realised that this has the desired speed in firefox
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 6:22, archived)
# ahhh, how it should be done,
properly!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 6:29, archived)
# Blimmin' eck! Three hours!?
I'd better make summat


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# something exciting
and a toy and some chocolate
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# *poos a kinder egg*
There ya go


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Have you seen that David Cameron's son has just died?
/board could be in rather poor taste today.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Oh Lordy!
*hiydes*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# i shall be taking the day off
i hate mong and flid posts at the best of times, i think i'll be getting a bit shouty if i'm about today, see ya later.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Wise choice.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I do hope not, I dislike Cameron massively but this is very sad news.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Same sentiments here.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 7:14, archived)
# Your cat inspired me!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 7:15, archived)
# He's a very inspirational cat.
Also very bitey (and not mine).
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 7:51, archived)
# you rent a cat?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:24, archived)
# He rents me, by the looks of things.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# I had you down as a rent boy:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Anyway you couldn't rent out cats
They'd run off with the money and spend it all on kippers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:30, archived)
# This is true. I give my cat pocket money each week. He spends it on tuna, mice and puts the rest towards a new coat
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)
# It's a beaut though
We're getting a cat.

I want a black and white one, but Lady S wants a tabby thing.

I think we should get both
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:39, archived)
# B&W are definitely best.
Try this one

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# That cat is a camera slut!
I swear if you sneaked up on it in the middle of the night you'd find its whiskers in camen rollers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# I wish that were so
It took ages to get that shot. He's usually more interested in my shinflesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:49, archived)
# Aww...he's so cute
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# cats are horrible
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
#
Tabasco is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:55, archived)
# VIMOD IS DISPLEASED WITH THIS RESPONSE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:09, archived)
# NEGATIVE
cats want you to THINK they're horrible
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Ginger!
Titus use your fluff to sway their decision.


*MUNCH*
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Aww.. Bless him!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Thats very cute
but gingers are all psychos.

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# CORRECT
If he could reach, he'd claw my eyes out.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ace
Note to MGM:
People watched Pink Panther films because of SELLERS not because of the character...

That is all
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:21, archived)
# Note to MGM.
A second one? I thought you only had one soul to sell.

'ningles you bunch of b3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:23, archived)
# Morning rg
Have some tea
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:25, archived)
# I haz tea thanky


You Liek Russian tea?

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:26, archived)
# :D
Samovar best teas are Russian
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:27, archived)
# In mother Russia tea brews you!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:28, archived)
# ^this^
ningles sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:28, archived)
# 'ning 'nang 'nong
*looks for boinging cows*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:29, archived)
# If only Spike Milligan was a b3tard
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# 'ning 'ning 'ning 'ning 'niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:11, archived)
# This also holds true for Sellers' role in "The Party"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# Indeed...
What next?

Will Ferrel in Dr Strangelove?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# oh no......
You know that the end of the world is near if that happens
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# hello there, i have a cold :(
I mentioned this on facebook and no one has commented. I think I need twitter to make me think people care about my runny nose
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# This IS B3ta. Live and breathe it. It's good for you.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# *chokes*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:27, archived)
# bargey!
when the fuck you coming up for a drink?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:23, archived)
# When are you coming down to Sydney next?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# ^this with a stimulus package on it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Ha!
He is Kwouking out hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)