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[challenge entry] My theory is that humans evolve into aliens.
UFO’s are spotted at significant events, 1066, JFK shooting, 911 etc. My theory is that what we know as Aliens are in actual fact future humans travelling back in time to witness significant events in history.

I’ll get my coat…



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(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:51, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Spacemaaaaaaaaaannnn
always wanted to go into spacemaaaannnn inter galactic love!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Monkey on the left would kick the shit out of that weedy alien.
This contravenes survival of the fittest, I do not condone it.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:54, archived)
# my vote would be the one with the spear
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:57, archived)
# it would bite its hands off and tear off its face
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# nah
It'd probably just wank and throw shit at him.
(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:01, archived)
# Any monkey could kick the shit out of most humans
evolution doesn't go by survival of the fittest but survival of the most adaptable. That's why humans are top of the food chain but if we were to go into the jungle without weapons we'd get eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:58, archived)
# Waiter . . . menu please !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:02, archived)
# You should
Write a leatherbound book around that theory, get a big white dress thingy and start thyself a religion. I'd buy it.
(AngryCraig, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 21:56, archived)
# I read that image right to left <
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:04, archived)
# they could be monkeys from the future!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:07, archived)
# That's pretty much what I was thinking . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:12, archived)