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# Aah, yeah.
I never actually took archery in PE, I was out on medical leave. x]

Thanks. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# you went to a posh school
we only did cross country running or football or rounders in PE
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# we did running and rugby
i'm not built to do either well, being built like jack skelington
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Jack Skellington!
:D

EDIT: I saw an ad for a rugby team, taped to the door of the pizzeria over the road and I wanted to play but mofaha just laughed. I think being 5'0", thin, completely non-muscular, and a girl, are bad things in rugby,
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# There are a lot of people wondering whether to call you a hooker right now.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
#
Hooker is a position in a rugby team. Endless comedy potential.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Oooooh.
What's the one that gets to get lifted up? I saw that on a rugby game once. They jut like...lifted him by his shorts...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# There's several who can be lifted up, no fixed position.
But the Hooker is the guy who throws the ball to him.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Ooooh, okay.
I understandd. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# You should watch some of the Six Nations championship this weekend.
You must be able to get it on one your crazy obscure telvision channels.

It is a competition between the Rugby Union teams of England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, France and Italy. Everyone plays everyone else once.

It's good, Ireland v England would be a good match to watch this Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# i learn me to spel...good!
rugby is played by upper class toffs who weigh 200pounds or more. it's like american football without the saftey pads or committee meetings
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# bad for rugby
good for porn

horses for courses
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Ahahahah
Nah, we had really crap plastic bows and arrows. I snapped a bunch of them actually.

The only reason they have that stuff, as well, is because whenever the PE department wants something, the art department loses money, so we now have like...1 canvas that keeps getting reused, and a couple gross paintbrushes.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# "we need a new easel"
"I'm sorry but the PE department just ordered a fleet of polo ponies, you're good at making things can't you make one out of lolly sticks or something?"
"I suppose..."

serves the hippy art teachers right, grow a backbone losers
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# We have good art teachers.
Only like...two of them are weird, cracked out hippies. But the PE department and the sports teams get new jackets and uniforms and stuff every year, and we get like...a pencil.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# maybe
if the art department offered to design the PE uniforms they'd could share the funding?

although why do I care? when I'm putting together my superarmy for world domination I won't need creative artists I'll need athletes, in natty tightly-pressed uniforms
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)