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# I sketched a person with a bow and arrow.

I woulda made him a kickass elf, but I was unsure of elfin clothing. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# I thought it was a girl
lo-fi and lully
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# He does look a bit like a girl.
Hahahah, thanks. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# elves wear barbour jackets and flares
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# What's a barbour jacket?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# something elves wear
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:42, archived)
# its like a hoody
only made from magic
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# A nurse's uniform or a doctor's coat... oh sorry
that's the National Elf Service.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# *splutters, dies*
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# That is missing by a long way.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# Missing what...?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# Whatever your elf is aiming at.
Top drawing though.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Aah, yeah.
I never actually took archery in PE, I was out on medical leave. x]

Thanks. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# you went to a posh school
we only did cross country running or football or rounders in PE
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# we did running and rugby
i'm not built to do either well, being built like jack skelington
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:51, archived)
# Jack Skellington!
:D

EDIT: I saw an ad for a rugby team, taped to the door of the pizzeria over the road and I wanted to play but mofaha just laughed. I think being 5'0", thin, completely non-muscular, and a girl, are bad things in rugby,
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# There are a lot of people wondering whether to call you a hooker right now.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
#
Hooker is a position in a rugby team. Endless comedy potential.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Oooooh.
What's the one that gets to get lifted up? I saw that on a rugby game once. They jut like...lifted him by his shorts...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:10, archived)
# There's several who can be lifted up, no fixed position.
But the Hooker is the guy who throws the ball to him.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Ooooh, okay.
I understandd. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:14, archived)
# You should watch some of the Six Nations championship this weekend.
You must be able to get it on one your crazy obscure telvision channels.

It is a competition between the Rugby Union teams of England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland, France and Italy. Everyone plays everyone else once.

It's good, Ireland v England would be a good match to watch this Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:18, archived)
# i learn me to spel...good!
rugby is played by upper class toffs who weigh 200pounds or more. it's like american football without the saftey pads or committee meetings
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# bad for rugby
good for porn

horses for courses
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Ahahahah
Nah, we had really crap plastic bows and arrows. I snapped a bunch of them actually.

The only reason they have that stuff, as well, is because whenever the PE department wants something, the art department loses money, so we now have like...1 canvas that keeps getting reused, and a couple gross paintbrushes.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:53, archived)
# "we need a new easel"
"I'm sorry but the PE department just ordered a fleet of polo ponies, you're good at making things can't you make one out of lolly sticks or something?"
"I suppose..."

serves the hippy art teachers right, grow a backbone losers
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# We have good art teachers.
Only like...two of them are weird, cracked out hippies. But the PE department and the sports teams get new jackets and uniforms and stuff every year, and we get like...a pencil.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:11, archived)
# maybe
if the art department offered to design the PE uniforms they'd could share the funding?

although why do I care? when I'm putting together my superarmy for world domination I won't need creative artists I'll need athletes, in natty tightly-pressed uniforms
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# hands
like a spak
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Ahahahah
Yeah I absolutely can't draw hands. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# him?
wtf
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Yes, him.
He just has long hair, like Legolas. Like I said, he was GONNA be an elf.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# ...but a sex change was cheaper
?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I was going to say this seems like a backward step
but it does in fact have more of a sense of depth

and it is only a sketch.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Ahahahah
thanks. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# haha great!
bullseye.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Hahaha
thanks. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# ace
'cept the pedant in me needs to point out that the bow needs to be way bigger or the string shorter to be effective. as soon as he lets go, the strings gonna go all floppy.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Not!

if the strings are elastic bands
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# sorted
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# Why is it whenever I see your username I start thinking in Opera*

*not the browser
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# MONNNSSsstrinho dobiscoito! dobiscoito!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Yeahhhh
hahahah, like I said, I have no clue about archery. x]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# dirty boy
he has his penis out
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Ahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)