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# How would you wank?
Also you could have cropped a lot of that whitespace
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# both palms together.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Carefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# the other hand is a fleshlight
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:58, archived)
# How would you wipe your bum?
Will we have GM self-cleaning arseholes?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# arseholes are directly attached to vucuum pumps with 20ft tubes attached to them
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# viciously....
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Without the S&M kit, for once.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 22:59, archived)
# in the park
as usual
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:01, archived)
# suely not being able to wank would be an evolutionary advantage
more propogation.. but then we are nearing over population os maybe more porn is what we need to evolve to thi us out a bit.. hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)