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# *orders second helping of snails*

news harvest
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# His new advert
still makes me giggle like a kid when I see the ejaculating pudding :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# ejaculating pudding?
I never dreamed I'd see those two words next to each other and not in the usual sentence

"you've been ejaculating into the pudding mix again"
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# It just doesn't look edible at all does it?
Also, I wouldn't eat no pie a bird may possibly have crapped in!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
you can have your woo in two days when its finished cooking
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# thank you
and it will be the world's best woo
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# I like him but I don't understand why he's on telly
Surely the point of a cookery show is to show you how you can cook stuff.

How the fuck are meant to cook with myrrh???

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# ^ this
the guy is interesting, but it's hardly achievable stuff is it.

"Do we have any solid CO2 in the fridge luv?"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# This is when you need Richard E Grant in Posh Nosh
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yndReNRrRY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# simple
build time machine.
take scarf to cover face.
mug the three kings.
bring myrrh into 21st century.
finish off with some finely grated gold.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# he explains the science
so in theory if you understand how different cooking methods affect food at molecular level you can apply this knowledge to whatever you cook, and not just follow a recipe.

but I agree his food is not as accessible as Jamie or Ramsey
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# SCIENCE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't know why this makes me laugh but I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# perfect shits
nice ground coffee does it for me,never any constepation,nice wipe too (too much info sorry)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# just to make sure there's no sense of tumbleweed...
bravo. more candour on this board, I say. a nice wipe is crucial, really.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Photos by "Doctor" Gillian McKeith, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# good point!
with her own ratings for dampness and sin levels.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 3 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)