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[challenge entry] A Euphimism


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(Edit) There you go ATC.

From the Euphemisms challenge. See all 381 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:21, archived)
# heh
orgasm is funny
(_, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:28, archived)
# if you find orgasms funny
you're not doing it right...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:31, archived)
# It's not so much the orgasm
as the fact I'm alone with only gin as my friend.
(_, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)
# I know the feeling
apart from the gin...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:37, archived)
# You should really consider gin.
Having a friend in gin really makes the comedy.
(_, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)
# I don't drink though
it plays havoc with the baby...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:42, archived)
# that's right
you can't give a baby booze!
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)
# yeah right
of course you can, it was common practice a few years ago to give a baby brandy to get them to sleep, never beleive what a couple of geordie tell you
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)
# my grandma
gave me a drop of sherry once when i was a baby to get me to sleep. apparently my father was so horrified it was quite amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)
# my mum
gave me brandy when I was a baby.

If I drink though, she gets grouchy, and if I drink coffee she never sleeps! not that I ever drink coffee...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)
# just wondering...
who said you were the b3ta drag queen?

i've been meaning to ask for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)
# I can't remember who said it
it came up in conversation.
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:46, archived)
# This challenge
is going to take up a lot of my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:32, archived)
# next time
you use a Transit though, try to make it a pre-2000 model, they're much nicer than the Evil Transit you've used there...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)
# haha!
transit freak!, you'll love this...
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:39, archived)
# nah, no pictures :)
anyway, I have this
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)
# yay! for transit van fans!
you people keep my uncle in a job!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:45, archived)
# I love Transits : )
if anyone wants to buy me one...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)
# transit van drivers
keep attempting to kill me when i'm driving, i don't understand why
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:47, archived)
# i used to like tractors
but i've gone off them now,
i'm an ex-tractor fan
b'dum tish!
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)
# [sfx:groan]
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:48, archived)
# *Stifled laugh*

what noise does a stifled laugh make?
(Ellis, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 12:09, archived)
# That is lovely!
wish the text was attached to the pic - I'd send that to friends. Otherise they're too hard to explain.
(allergic to curry, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:31, archived)
# Hang on a sec.

EDIT: Done! Feel free to circulate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Thankyou! That is
WONDERFUL!!!!!! Hee hee!
(allergic to curry, Sat 15 Mar 2003, 12:17, archived)