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# Paris Hilton in a Microwave

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(Fly Projector, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:34, archived)
# Needs more explosion
but still, woo
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# It looks like she'll be done shortly . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Is she spinning clockwise or anti-clockwise?
If you see clockwise it means you're gay, if anti-clockwise it means you're extra gay.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:36, archived)
# She is spinning around . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# RIght round baby right round!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
# like a record baby, right round
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I rest her case !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:42, archived)
# you spin my head right round right round when you go down when you go down down
Hey, hopped out of that house with my swagger hop in that with girl, I got places to go! people to see, time is precious i look at my crowd and they out of control just like my mind where I’m going no women, no shorties, no nothin but clothes no stoppin now, my parolees on role i like my jewelry, that’s always on gold i know the storm is comin my pockets keep tellin me it’s gonna shower call up my homies that’s home then pop in the night cuz it’s meant to be ours we keep a fade away shot cuz we ballin it’s platinum patron that be ours lil mama, I owe you just like the flowers girl you to drink with all that and power clubs

edit: we makin castles that's made out of sand
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Fucking islands in the motherfucking stream!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# May we never motherfucking part
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:48, archived)
# i fucking adore dolly parton
(Ay, Why, Kay, Jee, Oh, Tee, Ell bcdefhijmnpqrsuvwxz, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:50, archived)
# From simple wikipedia:
Fire is very hot. It should never be touched.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# it's fun to microwave things...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:38, archived)
# Does this technique make the batteries stronger ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:39, archived)
# yes it turns them into miniature nuclear generators
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Great . . . I'll give it a go !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:43, archived)
# That's...hypnotising...
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:40, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:45, archived)
# Well done . . . and by that I mean WELL DONE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:47, archived)
# Nonsense.
Everybody knows it only takes 2:30.

(presuming you have an 800w microwave)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 0:51, archived)
# How much for you to not let her out?
We could have a whip-round.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:23, archived)